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http://community.u2.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif">bandcompletely[/img]Ali

 

Last name: Hewson

 

Location (Country): Ireland

Age: 40 something

 

Sex: With Bono - all the darn time

Occupation/School Level: Secondary school

Current relationship status: Married

Religion: Worship my hot husband

 

Smoker/Non-smoker: Don't look!wink.gif

 

Drinker/Non-drinker: yes

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Went along that if Bono irritates you and if you are female, the only woman i could imagine who gets irritated by him would be his wife as husbands do irritate from time to time !!!!

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You've got it Janette! This thread should be called the lies behind the truth...

Or She See's The Truth Behind The Lies..laugh.gif

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look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.sick.gif.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


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Ali

 

Last name:
Hewson

 

Location (Country):
Ireland
(not so much when he is touring)

Age:
40 something
(No I'm NOT.  I'm still just 21!)

 

Sex:
With Bono - all the darn time
(Honestly, he is lucky if he gets it once a week.  usually on a thursday eve if he doesn't come home reeking of sweat from playing a concert!)

Occupation/School Level:
Secondary school
(Excuse me!?)

Current relationship status:
Married

Religion:
Worship my hot husband
(You got that seriously wrong... HE worships ME ... and you better believe it too!)

 

Smoker/Non-smoker:
Don't look
!
wink.gif

 

Drinker/Non-drinker:
yes

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Went along that if Bono irritates you and if you are female, the only woman i could imagine who gets irritated by him would be his wife as husbands do irritate from time to time !!!!

I think i need to clarify some of your thoughts.  you got to take of those rose coloured glasses.

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[quote name='U2LAWoman wrote:


vertigoed']You've got it Janette! This thread should be called the lies behind the truth...

Or She See's The Truth Behind The Lies..laugh.gif

I think you are seeing the truth, LAW!

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look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.sick.gif.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??
You've renewed my faith in women... there are women out there who are willing to defend and stand up for an old man!

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look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.sick.gif.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??
embarassed.gifembarassed.gifembarassed.gif..............................*hangs her hied in shame*.....dae ye think he wont neeed his Viagra now?.......I could give that to some poor soul!tongue.gif

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ohwell.gifa freind has just said Im a perve .(at FB).cos my profile pic is BMans erse........I just canny help it!!!!!!!!

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[quote name='badgirl56 wrote:


barbara1']look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.
sick.gif
.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??

embarassed.gifembarassed.gifembarassed.gif..............................*hangs her hied in shame*.....dae ye think he wont neeed his Viagra now?.......I could give that to some poor soul!tongue.gif

 

What exactly are you saying here Mary... that you are a form of viagra... giving yourself to some poor soul?  Yep, I think you are a perve! lol

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Zhivvy, I don't think you need to start another thread... we can just continue this one. So from here out, try and determine who i am. You may use the following as your basis. Just fill in the blanks...

 

First Name: Mister

 

Last name: Macphisto

 

Location (Country): Acirfa

 

Age:30-50

 

Sex: Boy inside a Man

 

Occupation/School Level: Tired old pop star

 

Current relationship status: Ladies man :-p

 

Religion: What's that?

 

Smoker/Non-smoker: Non

 

Drinker/Non-drinker: Nothing wrong with a few bubbly's

 

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BC!.I am saying your a young,fit,energetic,athletic speciman of you kind!...........tongue.gif..Phew that makes up for all the BAD things!happy.gif..now you dont need your Viagra!grin.gif

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[quote name='vertigoed wrote:


bandcompletely']Zhivvy, I don't think you need to start another thread... we can just continue this one. So from here out, try and determine who i am. You may use the following as your basis. Just fill in the blanks...

 

First Name: Mister

 

Last name: Macphisto

 

Location (Country): Acirfa

 

Age:30-50

 

Sex: Boy inside a Man

 

Occupation/School Level: Tired old pop star

 

Current relationship status: Ladies man :-p

 

Religion: What's that?

 

Smoker/Non-smoker: Non

 

Drinker/Non-drinker: Nothing wrong with a few bubbly's

 

Add additional sections as you see fit....

 

eek.gifeek.gifeek.gifeek.gifeek.gifARGHHHHHHHHHHH!.*Screams in Terror*...........hes McPhisto???????Now im really scared!.......eek.gif

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[quote name='badgirl56 wrote:


vertigoed wrote:

bandcompletely']Zhivvy, I don't think you need to start another thread... we can just continue this one. So from here out, try and determine who i am. You may use the following as your basis. Just fill in the blanks...

 

First Name: Mister

 

Last name: Macphisto

 

Location (Country): Acirfa

 

Age:30-50

 

Sex: Boy inside a Man

 

Occupation/School Level: Tired old pop star

 

Current relationship status: Ladies man :-p

 

Religion: What's that?

 

Smoker/Non-smoker: Non

 

Drinker/Non-drinker: Nothing wrong with a few bubbly's

 

Add additional sections as you see fit....

 

eek.gifeek.gifeek.gifeek.gifeek.gifARGHHHHHHHHHHH!.*Screams in Terror*...........hes McPhisto???????Now im really scared!.......eek.gif

 

 

Janette did warn us...

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't think you need to start another thread... we can just continue this one. So from here out, try and determine who i am. You may use the following as your basis. Just fill in the blanks...

 

First Name:
Ali

 

Last name:
Hewson

 

Location (Country):
Ireland
(not so much when he is touring)

Age:
40 something
(No I'm NOT.  I'm still just 21!)

 

Sex:
With Bono - all the darn time
(Honestly, he is lucky if he gets it once a week.  usually on a thursday eve if he doesn't come home reeking of sweat from playing a concert!)

Occupation/School Level:
Secondary school
(Excuse me!?)

Current relationship status:
Married

Religion:
Worship my hot husband
(You got that seriously wrong... HE worships ME ... and you better believe it too!)

 

Smoker/Non-smoker:
Don't look
!
wink.gif

 

Drinker/Non-drinker:
yes

Add additional sections as you see fit....

Went along that if Bono irritates you and if you are female, the only woman i could imagine who gets irritated by him would be his wife as husbands do irritate from time to time !!!!

I think i need to clarify some of your thoughts.  you got to take of those rose coloured glasses.

 

Take of my glasses can't see much - explains the mistakes in my youth - didn't wear them then!!!

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ohwell.gifa freind has just said Im a perve .(at FB).cos my profile pic is BMans erse........I just canny help it!!!!!!!!

 

want to see that pic!!!!happy.gif

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you people scared me and have given me a headache

Try coming up with these comments! Had to hit the wine to save my head from exploding!

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


Claire T']you people scared me and have given me a headache

Try coming up with these comments! Had to hit the wine to save my head from exploding!

hmm well that's why i'm not even speaking in this thread it's erm wierd lol

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Well my friends are gone and my hair is gray

I ache in the places where I used to play

And I'm crazy for love but I'm not coming on

I'm just paying my rent every day in the tower of song

 

I said to Hank Williams, "How lonely does it get?"

Hank Williams hasn't answered yet

But I hear him coughing all night long

Oh, a hundred floors above me in the tower of song

 

I was born like this, I had no choice

I was born with the gift of a golden voice

And twenty-seven angels from the great beyond

They tied me to this table right here in the tower of song

 

So you can stick your little pins in that voodoo doll

I'm very sorry, baby, doesn't look like me at all

I'm standing by the window where the light is strong

Ah they don't let a woman kill you not in the tower of song

 

Now you can say that I've grown bitter but of this you may be sure

The rich have got their channels in the bedrooms of the poor

And there's a mighty judgment coming, but I may be wrong

You see, you hear these funny voices in the tower of song

 

I see you standing on the other side

I don't know how the river got so wide

I loved you baby, way back when

And all the bridges are burning that we might have crossed

But I feel so close to everything that we lost

We'll never, we'll never have to lose it again

 

Now I bid you farewell, I don't know when I'll be back

They're moving us tomorrow to that tower down the track

But you'll be hearing from me baby, long after I'm gone

I'll be speaking to you sweetly from a window in the tower of song

 

Yeah, my friends are gone and my head is gray

I ache in the places where I used to play

And I'm crazy for love but I'm not coming on

I'm just paying my rent every day in the tower of song

 

 

© LEONARD COHEN STRANGER MUSIC INC;

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