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BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!

 

FEMALE BONO FANS CATCH HIM NAKED!

 

While on secret hide out in France, lead singer of mega band U2 was caught, with his pants down, having a shower! It is clear Bono loved to shower with a Liverpool FC rubber duck, which Liverpool fan and U2 fan Macfoley gave him as a present while Bono was visiting the premiership club.

 

What he didnt know was, there were a group of female fans (Zhivvy, Babs and Nikki) who quickly phoned up Keith from Dublin who flew straight over to France to take these exclusive snaps.

 

A spokesmen said "im sure people are having a good laugh at this pic. But in all truth, why cant people respect other peoples privacy. Whoever took these pics will be facing some legal action. Anyone who has any links please email me at my secret office"

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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THE PICTURE THAT HAS CAUSED HUGE UPSET IN THE BONO CAMP

 

© ??????? 2010 (just to protect his name!)

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BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!

 

FEMALE BONO FANS CATCH HIM NAKED!

 

While on secret hide out in France, lead singer of mega band U2 was caught, with his pants down, having a shower! It is clear Bono loved to shower with a Liverpool FC rubber duck, which Liverpool fan and U2 fan Macfoley gave him as a present while Bono was visiting the premiership club.

 

What he didnt know was, there were a group of female fans (Zhivvy, Babs and Nikki) who quickly phoned up Keith from Dublin who flew straight over to France to take these exclusive snaps.

 

A spokesmen said "im sure people are having a good laugh at this pic. But in all truth, why cant people respect other peoples privacy. Whoever took these pics will be facing some legal action. Anyone who has any links please email me at my secret office"

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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THE PICTURE THAT HAS CAUSED HUGE UPSET IN THE BONO CAMP

 

© ??????? 2010 (just to protect his name!)

If i promise i have some info, can i get the secret e mail address???

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[quote name='nikki1120 wrote:


MacFoley']BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!

 

FEMALE BONO FANS CATCH HIM NAKED!

 

While on secret hide out in France, lead singer of mega band U2 was caught, with his pants down, having a shower! It is clear Bono loved to shower with a Liverpool FC rubber duck, which Liverpool fan and U2 fan Macfoley gave him as a present while Bono was visiting the premiership club.

 

What he didnt know was, there were a group of female fans (Zhivvy, Babs and Nikki) who quickly phoned up Keith from Dublin who flew straight over to France to take these exclusive snaps.

 

A spokesmen said "im sure people are having a good laugh at this pic. But in all truth, why cant people respect other peoples privacy. Whoever took these pics will be facing some legal action. Anyone who has any links please email me at my secret office"

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

THE PICTURE THAT HAS CAUSED HUGE UPSET IN THE BONO CAMP

 

© ??????? 2010 (just to protect his name!)

If i promise i have some info, can i get the secret e mail address???

 

 

Mmmmm.....catching Bono naked - please!!!!

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[quote name='nikki1120 wrote:


MacFoley']BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!

 

FEMALE BONO FANS CATCH HIM NAKED!

 

While on secret hide out in France, lead singer of mega band U2 was caught, with his pants down, having a shower! It is clear Bono loved to shower with a Liverpool FC rubber duck, which Liverpool fan and U2 fan Macfoley gave him as a present while Bono was visiting the premiership club.

 

What he didnt know was, there were a group of female fans (Zhivvy, Babs and Nikki) who quickly phoned up Keith from Dublin who flew straight over to France to take these exclusive snaps.

 

A spokesmen said "im sure people are having a good laugh at this pic. But in all truth, why cant people respect other peoples privacy. Whoever took these pics will be facing some legal action. Anyone who has any links please email me at my secret office"

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

THE PICTURE THAT HAS CAUSED HUGE UPSET IN THE BONO CAMP

 

© ??????? 2010 (just to protect his name!)

If i promise i have some info, can i get the secret e mail address???

 

illhaveyounakedinmylair@hotmail.com

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BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!

 

U2 SELL OUT, NOT INA GOOD WAY

 

2009 should have been U2's year. But it clearly wasn't. Their last album No Line On The Horizon failed to sell anywhere near the amount the band were expecting. The reviews of the album were all in favour of what the band had done, but sales clearly were not.

 

Today i spoke to Bono about his latest idea is to make more the record sale fugures go up.

 

But this time Bono now has taken to something which fans would never see, he is advertising U2's remastered albums himself, by having photo's of himself with the albums.

 

Bono "yeah its true. U2 are selling out. i mean we would have done an album called Iron Man 3 like ACDC, but that was TOO obvious"

 

The little irishman also said, "the remasters haven't sold as we would have like them too. But i believe having my face with the albums will for certain give us more sales. Fans should stop worrying now if U2 have sold out, and stop making threads about it on U2.com because its TRUE! we have sold out, get over it!"

 

Bono refused to comment on The Edge. The two have not spoken since The Edge was fired from Bono learning to play the guitar, properly.

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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© Keith from Dublin 2010

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No Bono, NO! How can we convince you to take the Edge back??? (hmmmmmm i think we need and Edge the Bag)

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No Bono, NO! How can we convince you to take the Edge back??? (hmmmmmm i think we need and Edge the Bag)
im getting a little tired over Keith from Dublin's boring stories. they need beefing up, more shocking, more totally wow! im giving Keith another chance to come up with something juicy! if not, im going to sack him! i have some pretty shocking ones that will shock the zootopia camp!

 

im on the phone to keith as we speak,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

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ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

Wow a possible U2 concert where Bono remembers his lyrics - that will be a first!

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


MacFoley']ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

Wow a possible U2 concert where Bono remembers his lyrics - that will be a first!

yeah i mean look at the expression of embrassment on bmans face! dont you find these bags putting bono in different positions makes him look different!

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[quote name='MacFoley wrote:


Zhivvy wrote:

MacFoley']ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

Wow a possible U2 concert where Bono remembers his lyrics - that will be a first!

yeah i mean look at the expression of embrassment on bmans face! dont you find these bags putting bono in different positions makes him look different!

 

 

It does - can see a smile at times, other times serious - and totally shocked when we caught him naked!

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zhivv you could have a u2 class just for bono,.on a one to one basis.lol

(not that much studying would go on)

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zhivv you could have a u2 class just for bono,.on a one to one basis.lol

(not that much studying would go on)

That is a good thought Caz! I'm sure we could teach other interesting things! wink.gif

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so girls, you want one more bono exclusive before i nip to bed?!?!

 

its past 11 so i can post this one!!!!

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any suggestions???????

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so girls, you want one more bono exclusive before i nip to bed?!?!

 

its past 11 so i can post this one!!!!

If you wait another minute so it is past midnight will it be more exclusive?

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BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! (this time story by MAC)

 

SMOKING IS NOT THE ONLY BAD HABBIT FOR SINGER!

 

U2 fans will be shocked by the following news. If you please do not want to be offended, please look away now!

 

Rock star Bono has been known for his rock n roll lifestyle, but this time the rock star was caught with his hands where they were not supposed to be.

 

The cheeky little irishman was sceen with an adult magazine of somekind. We believe this magazine to be a pornagraphic one. You know that you have to be over 18 to read!

 

While rehearsing for the tour, the frontman crept into Jedward's room and pinched the magazine to read for himself. Well thats what his spokesman said, read???? Yeah right!

 

No wonder he always has his sunglasses on, you can never see his dirty eyes!

 

bonobag002.jpg

 

© Macfoley 2010

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BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! (this time story by MAC)

 

SMOKING IS NOT THE ONLY BAD HABBIT FOR SINGER!

 

U2 fans will be shocked by the following news. If you please do not want to be offended, please look away now!

 

Rock star Bono has been known for his rock n roll lifestyle, but this time the rock star was caught with his hands where they were not supposed to be.

 

The cheeky little irishman was sceen with an adult magazine of somekind. We believe this magazine to be a pornagraphic one. You know that you have to be over 18 to read!

 

While rehearsing for the tour, the frontman crept into Jedward's room and pinched the magazine to read for himself. Well thats what his spokesman said, read???? Yeah right!

 

No wonder he always has his sunglasses on, you can never see his dirty eyes!

 

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© Macfoley 2010

roll.gifroll.gif Bad boy Bono!!!

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


MacFoley']BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! (this time story by MAC)

 

SMOKING IS NOT THE ONLY BAD HABBIT FOR SINGER!

 

U2 fans will be shocked by the following news. If you please do not want to be offended, please look away now!

 

Rock star Bono has been known for his rock n roll lifestyle, but this time the rock star was caught with his hands where they were not supposed to be.

 

The cheeky little irishman was sceen with an adult magazine of somekind. We believe this magazine to be a pornagraphic one. You know that you have to be over 18 to read!

 

While rehearsing for the tour, the frontman crept into Jedward's room and pinched the magazine to read for himself. Well thats what his spokesman said, read???? Yeah right!

 

No wonder he always has his sunglasses on, you can never see his dirty eyes!

 

image

 

© Macfoley 2010

roll.gifroll.gif Bad boy Bono!!!

ive been saving that one! i have a more bono news tomorrow! and another that will shock you even more!!!

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[quote name='MacFoley wrote:


Zhivvy wrote:

MacFoley']BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! (this time story by MAC)

 

SMOKING IS NOT THE ONLY BAD HABBIT FOR SINGER!

 

U2 fans will be shocked by the following news. If you please do not want to be offended, please look away now!

 

Rock star Bono has been known for his rock n roll lifestyle, but this time the rock star was caught with his hands where they were not supposed to be.

 

The cheeky little irishman was sceen with an adult magazine of somekind. We believe this magazine to be a pornagraphic one. You know that you have to be over 18 to read!

 

While rehearsing for the tour, the frontman crept into Jedward's room and pinched the magazine to read for himself. Well thats what his spokesman said, read???? Yeah right!

 

No wonder he always has his sunglasses on, you can never see his dirty eyes!

 

image

 

© Macfoley 2010

roll.gifroll.gif

 Bad boy Bono!!!

ive been saving that one! i have a more bono news tomorrow! and another that will shock you even more!!!

 

I don't know if my sweet and innocent nature can cope!

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


MacFoley wrote:

Zhivvy wrote:

MacFoley']BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! (this time story by MAC)

 

SMOKING IS NOT THE ONLY BAD HABBIT FOR SINGER!

 

U2 fans will be shocked by the following news. If you please do not want to be offended, please look away now!

 

Rock star Bono has been known for his rock n roll lifestyle, but this time the rock star was caught with his hands where they were not supposed to be.

 

The cheeky little irishman was sceen with an adult magazine of somekind. We believe this magazine to be a pornagraphic one. You know that you have to be over 18 to read!

 

While rehearsing for the tour, the frontman crept into Jedward's room and pinched the magazine to read for himself. Well thats what his spokesman said, read???? Yeah right!

 

No wonder he always has his sunglasses on, you can never see his dirty eyes!

 

image

 

© Macfoley 2010

roll.gifroll.gif

 Bad boy Bono!!!

ive been saving that one! i have a more bono news tomorrow! and another that will shock you even more!!!

 

I don't know if my sweet and innocent nature can cope!well im sure it will! (i wonder what bono would think if he actually saw this thread!)

 

we are a bunch of freaks?roll.gif

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Zhivvy']

 

I don't know if my sweet and innocent nature can cope!

well im sure it will! (i wonder what bono would think if he actually saw this thread!)

 

we are a bunch of freaks?roll.gif

 

I think that he would find it funny - well i hope he would! laugh.gif And yes we are freaks too - but great ones!

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right im off to bed zhivster!

 

there will be more stories! so you better get snapping too! or you need more influence? i could call bman to get hold of some good stuff!

 

watch this space............................................

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right im off to bed zhivster!

 

there will be more stories! so you better get snapping too! or you need more influence? i could call bman to get hold of some good stuff!

 

watch this space............................................

Can't wait lol!!! I'll see what he gets up to round her this weekend too!

Night! xxx

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