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roll.gifWell, this thread has taken a debaucherous route!

 

Actually that route might have been taken quite a while ago. Without going through the 775 posts here, I believe I remember some lingerie and other playthings winding up with someone's dear Bono the Bag.

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oh i really don't want to go to work today! I'm just sure I'm gonna miss all the fun here..... :-)

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ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

is there anyway keith can pass a message from me, mac?? just tell bono i want to come, (for free!! no costs, exept maybe room and boarding?) and i will help him study all the lyrics again! i'm a dedicated fan for more than 20 years, i will be a great help to him!!

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[quote name='barbara1 wrote:


MacFoley']ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

is there anyway keith can pass a message from me, mac?? just tell bono i want to come, (for free!! no costs, exept maybe room and boarding?) and i will help him study all the lyrics again! i'm a dedicated fan for more than 20 years, i will be a great help to him!!

OOOOOHH!!!! i wanna help 2!!!!!!!

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ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

I want some pie?! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote name='barbara1 wrote:


MacFoley']ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

is there anyway keith can pass a message from me, mac?? just tell bono i want to come, (for free!! no costs, exept maybe room and boarding?) and i will help him study all the lyrics again! i'm a dedicated fan for more than 20 years, i will be a great help to him!!

im on the verge of getting rid of keith. he wouldnt have the bottle to have written up the porn addict bono story!roll.gif

 

exclusive coming this way! watch this space........................

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Don't tell anyone Mac - I have three bags in total!!! But two are put away to keep safe and for when this one wears out!!

I can't have them all out at the same time - who knows what may happen!

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Three? Well it's only right to recycle bags nowadays so others can make use of them hint hint

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BONO EXCLUSIVE-COMING IN FROM MACFOLEY..................

 

OBI WAN BONO!

 

As U2 prepare for the tour with new member Jedward, Bono was watching some of their performances in the x factor. When he saw them dressed as Ghostbusters, the idea of Bono's next stage costume didnt take long to think up.

 

Famous for his leather jackets and sunglasses, the frontman will dress himself up as a Jedi Knight.

 

"I feel like a Jedi" said Sir Paul Hewson. "Ive been in the game for so long, i picture myself as a Yoda, or a Obi Wan. So i went to my stylist and said can you fly me over a lightsaber and a Jedi robe. Ill pay ya $750,000. Don't worry about the tax, holland banks will take care of that"

 

This is the latest of scandals that have hit the news of u2 lately as the frontman seems to be on edge. (No punn intended) Yesterday we revealed Bono's porn addiction, the hiring of Jedward and his preparations for the tour by learning the songs again. Whatever next?

 

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© Macfoley 2010

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Mmmmm .... Bono flashing us his light saber!

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Mmmmm .... Bono flashing us his light saber!

morning! well there is nothing like sunday morning exclusives!

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[quote name='MacFoley wrote:


Zhivvy']Mmmmm .... Bono flashing us his light saber!

morning! well there is nothing like sunday morning exclusives!

 

Any more exclusives on the horizon Mac? You seem to have the inside info to the Bono camp!

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


MacFoley wrote:

Zhivvy']Mmmmm .... Bono flashing us his light saber!

morning! well there is nothing like sunday morning exclusives!

 

Any more exclusives on the horizon Mac? You seem to have the inside info to the Bono camp!

sure! ill be back on the horizon, dont you worry!

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BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!

 

BONO GOES THROUGH FANS MAIL!

 

Recently news of little irish pope Bono has been flying off the top shelf. Not only has the singer sacked his best friend, who refused to put him out because he was on fire, and then hired Jedward, now he has been going through one of the Zootopians (U2 fan) mail.

 

It is known Bono is on the hunt for Zootopian Macfoley for letting these inside stories go to press. So in revenge to find out where he lives, he opened his mail to reveal a book another Zootopian sent to Macfoley.

 

"I will get the little bugger! And when i do, i will hurt him!" said Bono. "This Macfoley has really stepped the mark and now i have his book, he will be crucified"

 

Now crucifixtion is a rather harsh statement from the man who claims to be God part 2.

 

Macfoley has yet to comment.

 

(This story is written by Keith from Dublin as Macfoley is in hiding)

 

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THE BOOK BONO STOLE. LOOKS LIKE ITS A NOTE FROM A ZOOTOP CALLED NIKKI

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I hope he decides he loves Oregon, and decides to come visit! But I'm sorry he stole the book..... :-)

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I'm glad to see that he is making himself beautiful to come and see me (Zhivvy needs to go and dig out the hair straightners and make-up to look human for Bono)

But I will speak to him about the threats he has made to Mac - that is not good.

Free the Zootopian 1!!!

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thats hilarious its a real bag when i first looked at this thread i thought "oh how rude" i thot it was like an insult. but then realized it was an actual bag. oh man. lol too funny.

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For those lyric learning sessions...... 

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hey! i offered that first!! i think...

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thats hilarious its a real bag when i first looked at this thread i thought "oh how rude" i thot it was like an insult. but then realized it was an actual bag. oh man. lol too funny.
insulting b-man???? us????? never!!! (mac just tries to frame him, but we know he would never do something evil!!)

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