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** NEW PARODY: IF GOD WILL SEND HIS ANGELS **

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Here is a parody of the song If God Will Send His Angels from Pop:

 

"If God Suspends Your Fat Cells"

The angle for this one is a lament about an obese overeater.

 

You'll find many more U2 parodies at ***SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING*** a site full of U2 lyrics & covers. EVERY U2 SONG SHALL BE PARODIED!!!! TO THE THEME OF FOOD!!!!

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If God Suspends Your Fat Cells

Parody of "If God Will Send His Angels"

 

Somebody asks "a baby?"

Someone feels ashamed

Someone eats chicken fingers

And gets right back in the drive thru lane

 

Nobody made you diet

No one put food in your mouth

Just a teenager taking orders

Like drugs,

Hooked your brain there's no doubt

 

You would dine

With a bib on

Eating stuff,

Eating stuff just all day long

 

Oh, if God suspends your fat cells

And your body redesigned

Oh, if God suspends your fat cells

You'd eat everything in sight

 

God's got us all on the hook, babe

For all the things that taste so good

It's a lifestyle you've had since you were a child

Packing pounds underneath that hood

 

Eat another sandwich at the Subway

Eat Christmas dinner with a turkey whole

Jesus, mister, eyeing your keester

Looks like eating is your lifelong goal

 

You would dine

With a bib on

Never stop

Just eating on and on

So food is your dope

And whatever you ate

You just shoved

Away, only then to excrete

Your gut distended to your knees

Perplexed that now you can't see your shoes

Then you go berserk when they're out of Yoohoos

 

Oh, if God suspends your fat cells

And your body redesigned

Oh, if God suspends your fat cells

You'd eat everything in sight

 

Chair, it be broke

Chair, it be broke

 

Reese's, just want to wolf down

All the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the store

Then join a hot dog eating contest

Boy, it's hard to get through the door

Fat cells!

 

Eating stuff,

Eating stuff just all day long

Heart arrest?

It's amazing that it beats on

If God suspends your fat cells

Sure could lose a lot right now

Well, if God suspends your fat cells

And all of your life

(Chair, it be broke)

Just want to feed that hole

(Chair, it be broke)

Always wanting more of

(Chair, it be broke)

Your life is to eat

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