Electrical Stove
 
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Electrical Stove

I was so sad to see that The Kitchen has been neglected for most of this decade, so I channeled my inner Bono (and my inner Weird Al) to try and revive it:

Electrical Stove

 

The souffle swells like a sore head

And the pie it is baking

Two burgers fry till the insides aren’t red

And the bread it is flaking

 

On sunny days, we’d cook on the grill

On sunny days, picnic on the hill

On sunny days, we’d cook on the grill

 

In the past, we cooked with gas

Both natural and propane

But then the burners broke and we couldn’t stoke

A fire in the rain

Electrical stove

Electrical stove

The pilot won’t light

 

Smoke alarm tripped by the burning beans

Make a latte topped with someone else’s cream 

Coffee’s cold but it’ll get you through

Tastes better than red bull or mountain dew

 

Let’s brew dark roasts that have never been brewed

Let’s simmer carrots no one else has stewed

 

The microwave won’t behave

The toaster blew a fuse

And if the fireplace doesn’t have the space

We’ll use and only use

Electrical stove

Electrical stove

The pilot won’t light

 

It’s hot as hell, Bono, in this room

Sure hope the turkey will roast soon

The stuffing’s heavy, heavier than death

We need the beer to wash away our bad breath

 

Hey!

Hey!

 

Well, if the fireplace doesn’t have the space

We’ll use and only use

Electrical stove

Electrical stove

The pilot won’t light

 

The pilot won’t light

The pilot won’t light

The pilot won’t light

The pilot won’t light


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The Electrical Stove is cooking spaghetti and burgers?

Burgers are for starters.

Now for the main course?

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Spaghetti!

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Bono!

I will gladly share my Spaghetti with Bono.

One piece of spaghetti?

Me at one end and Bono at the other end!

And we shall eat until we kiss. :wub: :wub:

It is the perfect Spaghetti sauce.

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

I can feel the heat through my lounges right down to my toes.

It was a match made in heaven.

It was perfect!

Very perfect!

A very funny cartoon. :lol: Karen.

 

 

 

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On 11/12/2017 at 7:01 PM, Europa_Thomas said:

Thanks, Karen. I'd love to have pasta (and donuts) with Bono (and Weird Al) too.

But if I did have pasta and donuts with Bono and Weird Al, there'd have to be an EMT nearby, because there's a good chance I could choke with laughter and good food in my throat from talking to those 2.

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