Subscriber sassyfan Posted November 19, 2009 Subscriber Share Posted November 19, 2009 Welcome to the 4th UChew collection...in case you missed the old batches:http://community.u2.com/topic/9289http://community.u2.com/topic/10625http://community.u2.com/topic/13933 Inspiration strikes again & the roomful of monkeys in my brain are catering another party in the land of U2 parodies! One day they will complete the grand mission of parodying every U2 song to the theme of food. Perhaps there's a book in it. Perhaps there's youtube videos to be made. Perhaps someone will blog about it. Perhaps I'm just crazy & I'm just doing this purely for my own damn enjoyment. Perhaps I'm pretty clever. Perhaps I just have too much time on my hands.Regardless, please enjoy the new batch and, as always, let me know what you think!!!Tracklisting Who's Gonna Try Your "Mild" SaucesUltradiet (Lighten My Weight)The Grind Beneath Her TeethWindow Thru The DriveThe FryThe RefuseeFartland--------------Who's Gonna Try Your "Mild" SaucesParody of "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses"They're dangerous Let's be honest"They're dangerous"It should read in a large fontWell, one left my mouthBurning Hiroshima hotStuff that no one should wantHey hey hot hot hotHey heyA nuclear accidentWaiting to happenA bomb test straight out Of Bikini beachWell, you put in thingsI know it's illegal toI fear that my breathing will ceaseHey hey hot hot hotHey hey hot hot hotWho's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna survive your "light" chili?Who's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna fall down on their knees?Well, you made it'Cause you're truly an assAnd you filled itSo that one must wear DependsWell, you tried killing meBut I guess I asked for itMaybe, we shouldn't be friendsHey hey hot hot hotHey hey hot hot hotWho's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna survive your "light" chili?Who's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna fall down on their knees?Oh, the hotness sinks inOh, the angush beginsIt's like acid on skinCooked alive in burning painBeyond taste where the tongue is in flamesGimme ice to freezeThe river of lava pouring through meHabanerosEven stripped thoseHave got me chokingRipping my clothesA burn profound, a burn profound againA burn profound, it's off the chartsA burn profound, a burn profound againA burn profound, a heart attackCome on now, manDon't you serve that!Who's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna survive your "light" chili?Who's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna have a heart that's seized?Who's gonna try your "mild" sauces?Who's gonna burst in flames, you'll see...--------------Ultradiet (Lighten My Weight)Parody of "Parody of "Utraviolet (Light My Way)"Sometimes I feel like a dozen tacosSometimes I feel like chicken take outI wanna lose some poundsCan't always be strongAnd, lunch, it comes aroundOh sugar, say goodbyeOh rinds, these pork ears are unwiseYou know I need to lose some poundsAnd the weight is now markedAnd I'll right my wrongsMeals, not trash, i'll make some cuisineI'm just too fat, can't wait to be leanBaby baby baby, lighten my weightNo fries nowBaby baby baby, lighten my weightYou bury your burger with just more beef groundBut your lunch is no secret, it's really not soundThere is a science that will help out a louseTo watch what he eatsI guess it's the price of healthYou know fast food ain't cheapBaby baby baby, lighten my weightLow fat nowBaby baby baby, lighten my weightOh come onBaby baby baby, lighten my weightLow carb chowBaby baby baby, lighten my weightUltradiet lunchUltradiet lunchUltradiet lunchUltradiet lunchBaby baby baby, lighten my weightI remember when I passed those gallstonesNow we diet together with rice cakes & groansWhen I fessed up that I ate a whole pizza in my bedYou looked like you wished that a bat wasBanging over my headBaby baby baby, lighten my weightOh come onBaby baby baby, lighten my weightUltradiet lunchUltradiet lunchUltradiet lunchUltradiet lunchBaby baby babyBaby baby babyBaby baby baby, lighten my weight, yeahBaby baby babyBaby baby babyBaby baby baby, lighten my weightBaby baby babyBaby baby baby, lighten my weightBaby baby babyLighten my weight--------------The Grind Beneath Her TeethParody of "The Ground Beneath Her Feet"Through the night, I listened to herI had no choice, I'd hear her eatHow hearing it made me feelChowing down on her mealJust the grind beneath her teethJust the grind beneath her teethAnd now I can't say anythingTact is nice but so is sleepFor what words I slipWill not go my wayAbout the grind beneath her teethAbout the grind beneath her teethTread lightly around what words I sayTread lightly 'bout the soundsMaybe tell her some other dayFor rest will not be foundLet me tell youThe fear's not undueShe once hit me for watching her eatOh, and if I coughShe'll tear my limbs offTear 'em off...Let me tell youThe fear's not undueShe could kill me with one hand freeLet me tell youShe'd come all ungluedIf I asked she close her mouth to eat--------------Window Thru The DriveParody of "Window In The Sky"The snacks call for a runThe wallets pooled a sumThe meat that's in the bunThey'll heat up in a secondThe fool in the drive-thruTakes our orders when we moveWe ask for half their menuAll debit cards approvedOh, can't you see what you guys have done?Oh, can't you see what you guys have done?Oh, can't you see what you guys have done?This burger has no cheese!Though it cost you mere penniesYou charged us 50 cents for cheeseSo we'll excuse this slip up, jeezYou can fix it with easeBut the fries are cold, it seemsWhat trash did you find these greens?Where did they hire you fiends,You dumb apathetic teens?Oh, can't you see what you guys have done?Oh, can't you see what you guys have done?Oh, can't you see what you guys have done?We're not that hard to pleaseOoh ooh oh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohOoh ooh oh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohPlease, do your jobs so we're out of hereHave you no shame?Oh no, oh noOh, can't you see what you guys have done?Oh, can't you see?Oh, can't you see what you guys have done?Where is the quality?!I know I bored you and I made you sighClearly it's us customers that you despiseYou man a window thru the driveWhile you insincerely apologizeFor every token smileAnd every smile diesYou man a window thru the driveWhile you insincerely apologizeOoh oohOoh ooh oohOoh oohOh, can't you seeOoh ooh oohOoh oohOoh ooh oohOoh ooh ooh--------------The FryParody of "The Fly"It's no secret that beef tallow is in a McDonald's fryIt's no secret that they make for the perfect sideThey say the salt content is sometimes eclipsed by a soupYou know I don't really care when you pick on my foodIt's no secret that girlfriends will eat all of our friesIt's no secret that a fryer will instantly calorizeThey say the secret to something is an oil immersionSo just fry me something, childLunch, we dine from a frying vatHaving fries all the time, that's rightA man will waitA man will saltFor the sheer taste is a drugJust a fry from a stallIt's no secret at allIt's no secret being health conscious can sometimes be a pestIt's no secret nutrition really needs to be addressedEvery calorie must be crucial, every fat gram causes griefAll this to prevent operations and XXXL briefsOh myLunch, we dine from a frying vatHaving fries all the time, that's rightA man will waitA man will saltFor the sheer taste is a drugJust a fry from a stallIt's no secret at allIt's no secret that a salad bar is where you will eat rightYour cholesterol exploding 'cause of a diet of friesLook, I gotta eat, yeah my blood sugar's getting lowAll this talk of food is making me crave potatoes--------------The RefuseeParody of "The Refugee"Woah, woah...She is the refuseeI see her plateI see her plate returning back to meWoah, woah...She is the refuseeThe waiter says one dayHe's gonna finally snapIn the meantimeShe is waitingWaiting for the next dish to sendSend awayWoah, woah...The papaya garnish's poorIf it's not rightShe's calling for the managerWoah, woah...The waiter is getting soreHe says that one day he's gonnaReally make her payScrew herHow can we make her leave?In the meantimeShe is waitingWaiting for the waiter toBring her another plateAnd utensils cleaned by handWoah, woah...Another dish we wasteShe's OCD'ingAll over the placeWoah, woah...Another dish we wasteNow the waiter he says He just can't take her crapWoah, woah...She is the refuseeI see her plateI see her plate returning back to meWoah, woah...She is the refuseeThe waiter says todayShe's going to get a slap--------------FartlandParody of "Heartland"Hear her bum supply it upwindDon't smell itHear her bum supply it upwindMuch to your chagrinYou start chokingAnd the flatulenceTurns foul and pungentBeans & broccoli And fake crab meatA six pack, collard greensOl' cheeses triedEggs and cabbage dishesLots of things with curryShe's a fartlandShe's a farting girlShe's a fartlandDidn't knowShe was a fartlandFartlandFartlandIt's no fun listening to her spinShe says it's from a passing manShe even fans her nose with her handBut she is bereft ofA word that's sincereAnd the poisoned airBrings a flood of tearsThough you pinch your nostrilsShe dutch ovened matterYou're soured from the ordealRelief can't be called uponShe's a fartlandShe's a farting girlShe's a fartlandOnions sowedShe was a fartlandFartlandFartlandTuna casseroleNow she's a fartlandFartlandFartland--------------UChew is:Bon Appetit - vocals, guitarThe Fridge - guitar, keyboards, vocalsIda Weightons - bassCherry Soda Jr. - drums, percussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie_llopis Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Bahahahahaha Ultradiet Lunch(lighten my weight) and Window thru the Drive are my favorite!!! Lol thats hilarious, your interesting lyrics just made my day!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber sassyfan Posted November 20, 2009 Author Subscriber Share Posted November 20, 2009 Thanks! I'm enjoying how much people enjoy these parodies & the response has been terrific! Do check out my other batches that i've linked. In fact, so far, here's the entire list so far, including the ones above. I'm getting some distance in my goal of doing every U2 song to the theme of food! Where The Meats Have No Grade Miracle Whip Venti-To-Go Plentiful Buffet Ziti Of Blindingly Hot Spices With Or Without Au Jus Diet (In The Shame Of Love For Food) New Hire Sundae Fudgy Sundae Get Out Your Menus I’ll Get Crazy Bread If We Get Little Caesars Tonight Cool Me, Pour Me, Miss Me, Spill Me Foodropa All You Want Is Food Mastication Running A Fry Stand Even Butter Can’t Save This Thing Salad Sometimes You Can’t Bake It On Your Own Salami MiLK Gullet The Blueberry Pie A Sort Of Homecooking Baby Food I Still Can’t Astound Who I’m Cooking For In Mom’s Cooking Lunch Rescue Me Wonton Microwave Mysterious Glaze The Undigestable Supper Food Station The Onion Rings Ingredients I Will Swallow Missing Saran Wrap Your Brew Room New Cheese Plate All Because Of Juice Some Meat Fill Ain’t Gel, It’s Our Phlegm Some Souffles Are Better Than Mother’s When Lunch Turns To Pounds Crisco Wreck Lunch Is Mindless Who's Gonna Try Your "Mild" Sauces Ultradiet (Lighten My Weight) The Grind Beneath Her Teeth Window Thru The Drive The Fry The Refusee Fartland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber sassyfan Posted November 20, 2009 Author Subscriber Share Posted November 20, 2009 Thanks! I'm enjoying how much people enjoy these parodies & the response has been terrific! Do check out my other batches that i've linked. In fact, so far, here's the entire list so far, including the ones above. I'm getting some distance in my goal of doing every U2 song to the theme of food! Where The Meats Have No Grade Miracle Whip Venti-To-Go Plentiful Buffet Ziti Of Blindingly Hot Spices With Or Without Au Jus Diet (In The Shame Of Love For Food) New Hire Sundae Fudgy Sundae Get Out Your Menus I’ll Get Crazy Bread If We Get Little Caesars Tonight Cool Me, Pour Me, Miss Me, Spill Me Foodropa All You Want Is Food Mastication Running A Fry Stand Even Butter Can’t Save This Thing Salad Sometimes You Can’t Bake It On Your Own Salami MiLK Gullet The Blueberry Pie A Sort Of Homecooking Baby Food I Still Can’t Astound Who I’m Cooking For In Mom’s Cooking Lunch Rescue Me Wonton Microwave Mysterious Glaze The Undigestable Supper Food Station The Onion Rings Ingredients I Will Swallow Missing Saran Wrap Your Brew Room New Cheese Plate All Because Of Juice Some Meat Fill Ain’t Gel, It’s Our Phlegm Some Souffles Are Better Than Mother’s When Lunch Turns To Pounds Crisco Wreck Lunch Is Mindless Who's Gonna Try Your "Mild" Sauces Ultradiet (Lighten My Weight) The Grind Beneath Her Teeth Window Thru The Drive The Fry The Refusee Fartland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Zhivvy Posted November 20, 2009 Subscriber Share Posted November 20, 2009 These are all brilliant but loving sundae fudgy sundae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber U2LAWoman Posted November 20, 2009 Subscriber Share Posted November 20, 2009 Fartland! hahahahaha....these are brillant as usual. Keep up the good wok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber 123love Posted November 20, 2009 Subscriber Share Posted November 20, 2009 pmsl , thanx good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber LinneaS Posted November 21, 2009 Subscriber Share Posted November 21, 2009 LMFAO!! Utterly hilarious! Keep 'em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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