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Some days I'm just so dumb....


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Ok, this thread is just for fun.

Do you ever have those times when you do something and then can't believe that you have done/said it?

Such as mine from today:

 

I walked upstairs to my bedroom to get some socks. I glanced over saw my cat laying on the floor and said hello to him. Got the socks and before I left the room went to give my cat a stroke. As I bent down to the floor I realised that I had been talking to a pair of black boots!!!laugh.gif

(note to self - wear your glasses more!!)

 

Any of you want to share your dumb moments and give us all a laugh?

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I'm always having dumb moments as in I put my phone in my bag then forget I put it there and then panic coz I think i've lost it...................the phone that is lol

 

seriously don't like that! I keep it in my pockets if I can now!

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Omg Zhivvy that is funny!
I wouldn't mind but I am always that dumb!!!

 

I did also once walk into a mirror in a shop - apologised to myself and thought - that woman looks a lot like me!!!!

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One time, I was talking on my cell phone, then started looking for my cell phone while I was talking on it, and started to get annoyed that I couldn't find it.

 

 

Then it occured to me I was talking on it.

Yeah! Like that one!
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i do stupid things all the time. even as a child i did. i was drawing on a little mini chalkboard as a kid. i had chalk in one hand and a pretzel in the other. instead of biting the pretzel i bit into the stick of chalk!!!!!!!!

 

another time i drank out of a soda can from the table without looking and realizing it wasnt the one i had before. my brother had put his cigarette out in the soda can and i drank a mouth full of ashes.

 

um what else! oh i was painting my nails once and spilled an entire bottle of nail polish on my old blackberry.

 

hmmm i know im forgetting something recent. oh, thanksgiving i wanted to soften up some ice cream. i was going to put it in the microwave for 30 seconds- instead i selected 3 minutes and came back to find the ice cream was now like a milkshake.

 

i once ironed a shirt while on myself and burned my neck when ironing the collar (seriously i wouldnt make this up) i was in a hurry for work and thought i could do it. someone recently told me i should have used a hair straightener for my collar. ouch it was pretty dumb of me!

 

i once wore two different colored shoes (i had the same pair of shoes 1 in beige and 1 in light pink) i didnt notice until i was already on the bus on the way to work. LOL

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i do stupid things all the time. even as a child i did. i was drawing on a little mini chalkboard as a kid. i had chalk in one hand and a pretzel in the other. instead of biting the pretzel i bit into the stick of chalk!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Replace the pretzel with a cookie and i did the same exact thing.
 I vomited from the classroom to the bathroom..poor kindergarten teacher.

Everyday brings a new...i can't believe I did that event.
I'll pick the best and report back later tonight.

edit- I just realized why I dislike Oreos

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I have had those days , like when I go to put the cordless kettle in the fridge , milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge I  do realize before its done though lol, or when Im looking for a pen that im holding in the other hand :o) Pretty sure have lots on my mind at the time and that my testimony and im sticking to it....... distractions eh !

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First thing that came to my mind when I read the title of this thread:

 

Some days are dry, some days are leaky
Some days come clean, other days are sneaky
Some days take less, but most days take more
Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor

Some days you're quick, but most days you're speedy
Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us
Some days are better than others

Some days it all adds up
And what you got is not enough
Some days are better than others

Some days are slippy, other days sloppy
Some days you can't stand the sight of a puppy
Your skin is white but you think you're a brother
Some days are better than others

Some days you wake up with her complaining
Some sunny days you wish it was raining
Some days are sulky, some days have a grin
And some days have bouncers and won't let you in

Some days you hear a voice
Taking you to another place
Some days are better than others

Some days are honest, some days are not
Some days you're thankful for what you've got
Some days you wake up in the army
And some days it's the enemy

Some days are work, most days you're lazy
Some days you feel like a bit of a baby
Lookin' for Jesus and His mother
Some days are better than others

Some days you feel ahead
You're making sense of what she said
Some days are better than others

Some days you hear a voice
Taking you to another place
Some days are better than others

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