Subscriber barbara1 Posted January 7, 2010 Subscriber Share Posted January 7, 2010 [quote name='Zhivvy wrote: xtraspicy62'] Oh yes, I pray at his altar three times a days. Just come back from my every four hour foot lick!! I've also changed my name by deed poll to Bono's Slave - think Mrs Slave has a certain ring to it don't you think? But must dash I have to polish all my Bono's bronzed effigies on the altar or my master will get cross! Hail king Bono!! - till next time x dont forget about us shaving our heads and wearing the platformshoes all day... just to feel the suffering of our holy leader... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Zhivvy Posted January 7, 2010 Subscriber Share Posted January 7, 2010 [quote name='barbara1 wrote: Zhivvy wrote: xtraspicy62'] Oh yes, I pray at his altar three times a days. Just come back from my every four hour foot lick!! I've also changed my name by deed poll to Bono's Slave - think Mrs Slave has a certain ring to it don't you think? But must dash I have to polish all my Bono's bronzed effigies on the altar or my master will get cross! Hail king Bono!! - till next time x dont forget about us shaving our heads and wearing the platformshoes all day... just to feel the suffering of our holy leader... Am wearing them as we speak! Obviously can't speak on a Friday as that is my day of silent worship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panth Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Going onto a U2 fansite for the sole purpose of mocking U2 or Bono is like going into a bar to extol on the evils of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire T Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber barbara1 Posted January 7, 2010 Subscriber Share Posted January 7, 2010 [quote name='Zhivvy wrote: barbara1 wrote: Zhivvy wrote: xtraspicy62 '] Oh yes, I pray at his altar three times a days. Just come back from my every four hour foot lick!! I've also changed my name by deed poll to Bono's Slave - think Mrs Slave has a certain ring to it don't you think? But must dash I have to polish all my Bono's bronzed effigies on the altar or my master will get cross! Hail king Bono!! - till next time x dont forget about us shaving our heads and wearing the platformshoes all day... just to feel the suffering of our holy leader... Am wearing them as we speak! Obviously can't speak on a Friday as that is my day of silent worship! lets hope school is still closed then, or you'll have to use signlanguage to teach those kids about u2, and bono's charitycampaigns !! or maybe you're power point is ready, and you can let it speak for itself... so i'll be off to my bed of nails in a little while, after taking off my fine chain. !!oh girls , dont forget; we're not supposed to eat at all this weekend ! its starving weekend to express our solidarity with bono's africa-campaign ... (okay, maybe overacting a bit, i know , i'm sorry...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire T Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 lol no it's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Zhivvy Posted January 7, 2010 Subscriber Share Posted January 7, 2010 Hey girls, we cannot laugh in case we offend King/God Bono! He doesn't like us to mock his worldly goodness. As punishment you must lick his shoes every 2 hours instead and 20 hail bonos immediately please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire T Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I've been licking his shoes every 2 hours anyway so don't know what you been up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Zhivvy Posted January 7, 2010 Subscriber Share Posted January 7, 2010 Oh no o thought it was every 4 hours, I've lapsed in my worship - it's because I've been cleaning the altar of bono which i have in every room in the house (it's a very small one in the downstairs loo - small room and all that!) Ok, I'll be off to whip myself with kittens as my punishment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sea_islander Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 *sea_islander sees it as grounds... to post an awesome song * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcS5E_Mi4Uo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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