bandcompletely Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 These were found in some newspapers from around the world over the years:Alton Attorney Accidently Sues HimselfWhat goes around, comes around!County to Spend $250,000 To Advertise Lack Of FundsLane County will spend up to $250,000 this year publicizing its tight financial picture. It hopes that voters in November will approve higher taxes for public safety services.Did we elect these people?Volunteers Search For Old Civil War PlanesCivil War planes? Good luck with that search!Army Vehicle DisappearsAn Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.Great paint job!Caskets Found as Mausoleum is Demolished"We had no idea anyone was burried there."The definition of Mausoleum might have given you a hint...Ten CommandmentsSupreme Court says some are OK, some are not.I didn't know we could choose!Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not To Take PoisonIn 2004, the Utah Poison Control Center responded to over 50,000 calls, most of which were about actual potential poisonings.*Reminds self not to take poison while wondering whether the majority of the calls were actual poisonings or potential poisonings*Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons!What are the odds?Statistics Show the Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25I would have guessed Age 20One-Armed Man Applauds The Kindess Of StrangersWas this editor taking the piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts