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http://community.u2.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif">bandcompletely[/img]Ali

 

Last name: Hewson

 

Location (Country): Ireland

Age: 40 something

 

Sex: With Bono - all the darn time

Occupation/School Level: Secondary school

Current relationship status: Married

Religion: Worship my hot husband

 

Smoker/Non-smoker: Don't look!wink.gif

 

Drinker/Non-drinker: yes

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Went along that if Bono irritates you and if you are female, the only woman i could imagine who gets irritated by him would be his wife as husbands do irritate from time to time !!!!

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You've got it Janette! This thread should be called the lies behind the truth...

Or She See's The Truth Behind The Lies..laugh.gif

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look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.sick.gif.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


wink.gif">bandcompletely

Ali

 

Last name:
Hewson

 

Location (Country):
Ireland
(not so much when he is touring)

Age:
40 something
(No I'm NOT.  I'm still just 21!)

 

Sex:
With Bono - all the darn time
(Honestly, he is lucky if he gets it once a week.  usually on a thursday eve if he doesn't come home reeking of sweat from playing a concert!)

Occupation/School Level:
Secondary school
(Excuse me!?)

Current relationship status:
Married

Religion:
Worship my hot husband
(You got that seriously wrong... HE worships ME ... and you better believe it too!)

 

Smoker/Non-smoker:
Don't look
!
wink.gif

 

Drinker/Non-drinker:
yes

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Went along that if Bono irritates you and if you are female, the only woman i could imagine who gets irritated by him would be his wife as husbands do irritate from time to time !!!!

I think i need to clarify some of your thoughts.  you got to take of those rose coloured glasses.

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[quote name='U2LAWoman wrote:


vertigoed']You've got it Janette! This thread should be called the lies behind the truth...

Or She See's The Truth Behind The Lies..laugh.gif

I think you are seeing the truth, LAW!

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look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.sick.gif.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??
You've renewed my faith in women... there are women out there who are willing to defend and stand up for an old man!

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look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.sick.gif.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??
embarassed.gifembarassed.gifembarassed.gif..............................*hangs her hied in shame*.....dae ye think he wont neeed his Viagra now?.......I could give that to some poor soul!tongue.gif

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ohwell.gifa freind has just said Im a perve .(at FB).cos my profile pic is BMans erse........I just canny help it!!!!!!!!

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[quote name='badgirl56 wrote:


barbara1']look what you've done, janette and badgirl!! all the jokes about his age made BC very aware of it and ashamed even... so much ashamed that he's claiming to be a teenager now!! how that poor man must be suffering, sitting in his rockn chaire all day, plaqued by arthritis, incontinence and dementia.
sick.gif
.. than he finally found a way to connect with women again... only to be mocked for being an elderly.... are you both happy now, for ruining an old mans last days??

embarassed.gifembarassed.gifembarassed.gif..............................*hangs her hied in shame*.....dae ye think he wont neeed his Viagra now?.......I could give that to some poor soul!tongue.gif

 

What exactly are you saying here Mary... that you are a form of viagra... giving yourself to some poor soul?  Yep, I think you are a perve! lol

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