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Welcome to the SEVENTH EDITION of my crazy U2 parodies. Here is another set of U2 songs parodied in the theme of food & drink. Ultimately, I aim to parody every U2 song with hilarious results such as 'With Or Without Au Jus' , 'Lunch Rescue Me' and 'Sundae Fudgy Sunday'.

 

You'll find the previous editions here:

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/9289

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/10625

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/13933

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/14287

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/14585

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/14809

 

As always, I would very much enjoy hearing your thoughts or, heck, just gimme an LOL! I'd love to know your favourites so far. Suggestions are welcome!

 

i've created a website to host them & it will go live very soon! thanks for the suggestions!

 

Feel feel to pass these along!!! Maybe the boys would get a laugh out of these. Hint hint.

 

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Wok On

Parody Of “Walk Onâ€

 

You love the food at Buffet King

But no doggy bags that you can bring

You love the food at Buffet King

But no doggy bags that you can bring

Leaving “all that you can eat†behind

 

And if you possess a wok, that would be a start

And if you just might happen to have some soya sauce

And if there are vegetables to hack

But if pork, beef or chicken you lack

Ah so, use prawns

 

Wok on, wok on

What you got we can heat it

Add some rice & then eat it

Wok on, wok on

Stir fry tonight

 

You’re losing your taste for a place called Buffet King

A place where once upon a time you were always seen

The menus are thrown away

A cooking nerd learns a new adage

You will only fry, only fry

For freedom!

 

Wok on, wok on

One I bought and rely on it

You’ll like it, so try it

Wok on, wok on

So? Stir fry tonight?

 

No more stomach aches

And for your wallet’s sake

It could only take so much

Wok on, wok on

 

Home, before you get dinner started go pick up some wontons

Home, you can’t say how much you’ve saved by just eating here at home

But goodbye, Take Out Biz

 

All the things it makes

You can even broil your steaks

What pan or pot can do so much?!!

Wok on!

 

Heave it inside

You can just heave it inside

All that you’ve rationed

All that you’ve baked

All that you’ve grilled

All that ground snake

All those fruits treasured

All those lemon peels

All that you can heave inside

All those dry raisins

Is that a lime?

What’s that right there

Is that leftover cheese rind?

All that you see

All you can spare

All that will steam

We can heat it up

All of those beans

All you can grate

And whatever the heck

Is on that plate!

 

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Choose Pork

Parody Of “New Yorkâ€

 

You’ll choose pork with some

Onions and way too many oysters

You’ll choose pork even with a friend

Who must make all kosher choices

Choices without bones

Choices at home

Choices for that roast smell

Choices make it done well

You’ll choose pork

 

You always seem to choose pork

You’ll choose pork served real hot

Man, you could eat a hundred

You can’t resist a nice ham hock

Got a bag of Pepperoni

Hog’s so good you’ll fill your face

Hog’s so good nothing ever goes to waste

Choose pork

You’ve always got a taste to chew pork

Choose pork

Choose pork


 

You’ll choose pork even if you get

A really bad health bill

Doctor tells you “no more bacon!â€

But it’s down to Porkchopville

 

Choose pork, choose pork, choose pork

Choose pork, choose pork, choose pork

 

A deli you’ve been coming to for years

Feel like they know your face

They got some Hereford, Saddleback, Yorkshire, wild boar

They even got potbelly

Tenderloin end, skirt & back ribs

Ham centre cut, even side rips for a stew

They’ll happily serve me and you

Beef is where it’ll cost you

Choose pork

 

At baseball parks, they got it all

To feed your porcine vices

While they might not have pickled snout

Still it’s all desirous

The air is juicy, thick & rife

With that smell of grilled hog

So you’ll advance, sometime this life

In the queue for a hotdog

You got enough to get a beer for that thirst

But you really want a bratwurst,

You’ll choose pork



 

Choose pork, choose pork

Choose pork, choose pork 


 

In the illness that you’re feeling

When Trichinosis has its way


You hear a voice say ribs n’ wings


You’re hungry now



 

Choose pork, choose pork, choose pork

 

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Tomatoes

Parody of “Tomorrowâ€

 

Why do we lack tomatoes

Why do we lack tomatoes

Why do we lack tomatoes

Don’t you see my plight?

 

Provide, somebody provide

Somebody please go to the store

There’s a market down at the end of the road

Please go to the store

Please go to the store

I’m really out

I’m really getting bothered

I’m really out here

 

Why do we lack tomatoes

Why do we lack tomatoes

Won’t you get me tomatoes

 

Where did they all go

What were they used for

I know for certain

That I had some more

Whoever’s responsible

Whoever you are

Go to the store

Just go to the store

I want back my tomatoes

I want back my tomatoes

Get me a sack of tomatoes

I want salad tonight

 

‘Cause I ask you, I ask you

I really suggest you go and

Get me back my tomatoes

Get me back my tomatoes

Get me back my tomatoes

Get me back my tomatoes

Just a sack of tomatoes

 

Offer up, offer up,

For the love of God

I’m really hungry

And I want to eat

Firm red skin

Plumb & juicy

I’m really out here

I’m really getting bothered

I’m really out here

And I don’t think you care

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Welcome to the SEVENTH EDITION of my crazy U2 parodies. Here is another set of U2 songs parodied in the theme of food & drink. Ultimately, I aim to parody every U2 song with hilarious results such as 'With Or Without Au Jus' , 'Lunch Rescue Me' and 'Sundae Fudgy Sunday'.

 

You'll find the previous editions here:

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/9289

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/10625

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/13933

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/14287

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/14585

 

http://community.u2.com/topic/14809

 

As always, I would very much enjoy hearing your thoughts or, heck, just gimme an LOL! I'd love to know your favourites so far. Suggestions are welcome!

 

i've created a website to host them & it will go live very soon! thanks for the suggestions!

 

Feel feel to pass these along!!! Maybe the boys would get a laugh out of these. Hint hint.

 

------------------------------------------

 

Wok On

Parody Of “Walk Onâ€

 

You love the food at Buffet King

But no doggy bags that you can bring

You love the food at Buffet King

But no doggy bags that you can bring

Leaving “all that you can eat†behind

 

And if you possess a wok, that would be a start

And if you just might happen to have some soya sauce

And if there are vegetables to hack

But if pork, beef or chicken you lack

Ah so, use prawns

 

Wok on, wok on

What you got we can heat it

Add some rice & then eat it

Wok on, wok on

Stir fry tonight

 

You’re losing your taste for a place called Buffet King

A place where once upon a time you were always seen

The menus are thrown away

A cooking nerd learns a new adage

You will only fry, only fry

For freedom!

 

Wok on, wok on

One I bought and rely on it

You’ll like it, so try it

Wok on, wok on

So? Stir fry tonight?

 

No more stomach aches

And for your wallet’s sake

It could only take so much

Wok on, wok on

 

Home, before you get dinner started go pick up some wontons

Home, you can’t say how much you’ve saved by just eating here at home

But goodbye, Take Out Biz

 

All the things it makes

You can even broil your steaks

What pan or pot can do so much?!!

Wok on!

 

Heave it inside

You can just heave it inside

All that you’ve rationed

All that you’ve baked

All that you’ve grilled

All that ground snake

All those fruits treasured

All those lemon peels

All that you can heave inside

All those dry raisins

Is that a lime?

What’s that right there

Is that leftover cheese rind?

All that you see

All you can spare

All that will steam

We can heat it up

All of those beans

All you can grate

And whatever the heck

Is on that plate!

 

-------------

 

Choose Pork

Parody Of “New Yorkâ€

 

You’ll choose pork with some

Onions and way too many oysters

You’ll choose pork even with a friend

Who must make all kosher choices

Choices without bones

Choices at home

Choices for that roast smell

Choices make it done well

You’ll choose pork

 

You always seem to choose pork

You’ll choose pork served real hot

Man, you could eat a hundred

You can’t resist a nice ham hock

Got a bag of Pepperoni

Hog’s so good you’ll fill your face

Hog’s so good nothing ever goes to waste

Choose pork

You’ve always got a taste to chew pork

Choose pork

Choose pork


 

You’ll choose pork even if you get

A really bad health bill

Doctor tells you “no more bacon!â€

But it’s down to Porkchopville

 

Choose pork, choose pork, choose pork

Choose pork, choose pork, choose pork

 

A deli you’ve been coming to for years

Feel like they know your face

They got some Hereford, Saddleback, Yorkshire, wild boar

They even got potbelly

Tenderloin end, skirt & back ribs

Ham centre cut, even side rips for a stew

They’ll happily serve me and you

Beef is where it’ll cost you

Choose pork

 

At baseball parks, they got it all

To feed your porcine vices

While they might not have pickled snout

Still it’s all desirous

The air is juicy, thick & rife

With that smell of grilled hog

So you’ll advance, sometime this life

In the queue for a hotdog

You got enough to get a beer for that thirst

But you really want a bratwurst,

You’ll choose pork



 

Choose pork, choose pork

Choose pork, choose pork 


 

In the illness that you’re feeling

When Trichinosis has its way


You hear a voice say ribs n’ wings


You’re hungry now



 

Choose pork, choose pork, choose pork

 

--------------

 

Tomatoes

Parody of “Tomorrowâ€

 

Why do we lack tomatoes

Why do we lack tomatoes

Why do we lack tomatoes

Don’t you see my plight?

 

Provide, somebody provide

Somebody please go to the store

There’s a market down at the end of the road

Please go to the store

Please go to the store

I’m really out

I’m really getting bothered

I’m really out here

 

Why do we lack tomatoes

Why do we lack tomatoes

Won’t you get me tomatoes

 

Where did they all go

What were they used for

I know for certain

That I had some more

Whoever’s responsible

Whoever you are

Go to the store

Just go to the store

I want back my tomatoes

I want back my tomatoes

Get me a sack of tomatoes

I want salad tonight

 

‘Cause I ask you, I ask you

I really suggest you go and

Get me back my tomatoes

Get me back my tomatoes

Get me back my tomatoes

Get me back my tomatoes

Just a sack of tomatoes

 

Offer up, offer up,

For the love of God

I’m really hungry

And I want to eat

Firm red skin

Plumb & juicy

I’m really out here

I’m really getting bothered

I’m really out here

And I don’t think you care

I have to give sassyfan a hands up for Tomatoes...that's a kind of song, I wouldn't think someone could pull off changing to lyrics too. However, you did well....thumbsup.gif And I hope the boys see these too! : )

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These are great! I especially loved Tomatoes! I could hear it in my head as I was reading it...lmao...awesome!!!thumbsup.gif

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