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Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth']Why are you ranting again? Seems like all you do is rant anymore.

 

Must be an old people thing. I've noticed this alot lately, even with my work, I did something different, and the old people all complained about it.

 

Damn hope I don't petrify when I reach 50.

50?

 

C'mon dude you've gotta hit 30 first.

 

I worked at a party tonight with 50 bikini models.

And you know what, they scared the absolute shit out of me with all their boobs and bums and hair-dos.

 

Ten years ago I would have been over the moon. Tonight it was just plain feckin scary.

 

It will happen to you too Panth!

 

I stay away from parties unless they are beneficial for me, cuz large crowds scare me.  I have always hated large crowds.  Though I have no explanation for why I can go to a U2 concert and be in a large crowd and not lose it.

 

 

Beer? Ecstacy? Fat Doobs?

 

No I have the same thing. Wifey takes me shopping and all I want to do is cut people down with a machete and get outside for a cig and a good sit down, but I can somehow manage to be a right happy bugger when surrounded by 10000 other douche-bags climbing all over each other at a Faith No More concert.

I hate malls.

 

So do I, and shopping.  I did not get the shopping gene most females seem to have.

 

I think we need a woman-free shopping day, where, one day in the year, men can go shopping without the hassle that women create when they fill the stores. tongue.gif

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surrenders wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth']Why are you ranting again? Seems like all you do is rant anymore.

 

Must be an old people thing. I've noticed this alot lately, even with my work, I did something different, and the old people all complained about it.

 

Damn hope I don't petrify when I reach 50.

50?

 

C'mon dude you've gotta hit 30 first.

 

I worked at a party tonight with 50 bikini models.

And you know what, they scared the absolute shit out of me with all their boobs and bums and hair-dos.

 

Ten years ago I would have been over the moon. Tonight it was just plain feckin scary.

 

It will happen to you too Panth!

 

I stay away from parties unless they are beneficial for me, cuz large crowds scare me.  I have always hated large crowds.  Though I have no explanation for why I can go to a U2 concert and be in a large crowd and not lose it.

 

 

Beer? Ecstacy? Fat Doobs?

 

No I have the same thing. Wifey takes me shopping and all I want to do is cut people down with a machete and get outside for a cig and a good sit down, but I can somehow manage to be a right happy bugger when surrounded by 10000 other douche-bags climbing all over each other at a Faith No More concert.

I hate malls.

 

So do I, and shopping.  I did not get the shopping gene most females seem to have.

 

I think we need a woman-free shopping day, where, one day in the year, men can go shopping without the hassle that women create when they fill the stores. tongue.gif

 

It's called Christmas Eve, where men world wide scramble to the mall to do all their shopping in half an hour before heading to the pub

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[quote name='mummy wrote:


surrenders wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth']Why are you ranting again? Seems like all you do is rant anymore.

 

Must be an old people thing. I've noticed this alot lately, even with my work, I did something different, and the old people all complained about it.

 

Damn hope I don't petrify when I reach 50.

50?

 

C'mon dude you've gotta hit 30 first.

 

I worked at a party tonight with 50 bikini models.

And you know what, they scared the absolute shit out of me with all their boobs and bums and hair-dos.

 

Ten years ago I would have been over the moon. Tonight it was just plain feckin scary.

 

It will happen to you too Panth!

 

I stay away from parties unless they are beneficial for me, cuz large crowds scare me.  I have always hated large crowds.  Though I have no explanation for why I can go to a U2 concert and be in a large crowd and not lose it.

 

 

Beer? Ecstacy? Fat Doobs?

 

No I have the same thing. Wifey takes me shopping and all I want to do is cut people down with a machete and get outside for a cig and a good sit down, but I can somehow manage to be a right happy bugger when surrounded by 10000 other douche-bags climbing all over each other at a Faith No More concert.

I hate malls.

 

So do I, and shopping.  I did not get the shopping gene most females seem to have.

 

I think we need a woman-free shopping day, where, one day in the year, men can go shopping without the hassle that women create when they fill the stores. tongue.gif

 

It's called Christmas Eve, where men world wide scramble to the mall to do all their shopping in half an hour before heading to the pub

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[quote name='mick james wrote:


mummy wrote:

surrenders wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth']Why are you ranting again? Seems like all you do is rant anymore.

 

Must be an old people thing. I've noticed this alot lately, even with my work, I did something different, and the old people all complained about it.

 

Damn hope I don't petrify when I reach 50.

50?

 

C'mon dude you've gotta hit 30 first.

 

I worked at a party tonight with 50 bikini models.

And you know what, they scared the absolute shit out of me with all their boobs and bums and hair-dos.

 

Ten years ago I would have been over the moon. Tonight it was just plain feckin scary.

 

It will happen to you too Panth!

 

I stay away from parties unless they are beneficial for me, cuz large crowds scare me.  I have always hated large crowds.  Though I have no explanation for why I can go to a U2 concert and be in a large crowd and not lose it.

 

 

Beer? Ecstacy? Fat Doobs?

 

No I have the same thing. Wifey takes me shopping and all I want to do is cut people down with a machete and get outside for a cig and a good sit down, but I can somehow manage to be a right happy bugger when surrounded by 10000 other douche-bags climbing all over each other at a Faith No More concert.

I hate malls.

 

So do I, and shopping.  I did not get the shopping gene most females seem to have.

 

I think we need a woman-free shopping day, where, one day in the year, men can go shopping without the hassle that women create when they fill the stores.
tongue.gif

 

It's called Christmas Eve, where men world wide scramble to the mall to do all their shopping in half an hour before heading to the pub

 

Well spotted!!  LOL 

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[quote name='mick james wrote:


mummy wrote:

surrenders wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth wrote:

mick james wrote:

Panth']Why are you ranting again? Seems like all you do is rant anymore.

 

Must be an old people thing. I've noticed this alot lately, even with my work, I did something different, and the old people all complained about it.

 

Damn hope I don't petrify when I reach 50.

50?

 

C'mon dude you've gotta hit 30 first.

 

I worked at a party tonight with 50 bikini models.

And you know what, they scared the absolute shit out of me with all their boobs and bums and hair-dos.

 

Ten years ago I would have been over the moon. Tonight it was just plain feckin scary.

 

It will happen to you too Panth!

 

I stay away from parties unless they are beneficial for me, cuz large crowds scare me.  I have always hated large crowds.  Though I have no explanation for why I can go to a U2 concert and be in a large crowd and not lose it.

 

 

Beer? Ecstacy? Fat Doobs?

 

No I have the same thing. Wifey takes me shopping and all I want to do is cut people down with a machete and get outside for a cig and a good sit down, but I can somehow manage to be a right happy bugger when surrounded by 10000 other douche-bags climbing all over each other at a Faith No More concert.

I hate malls.

 

So do I, and shopping.  I did not get the shopping gene most females seem to have.

 

I think we need a woman-free shopping day, where, one day in the year, men can go shopping without the hassle that women create when they fill the stores.
tongue.gif

 

It's called Christmas Eve, where men world wide scramble to the mall to do all their shopping in half an hour before heading to the pub

 

Well spotted!!  LOL 

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surrenders']Can we clone Bono?  The world needs about 5 more Bonos.  The cloned Bono's would be unmarried and available for female Bono fans
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only 5... arent we being a bit selfish now, surrenders?! 5 will never do!!

 

Silly me, how could I understimate how many Bono's are needed around the world.  Let's start with about 20 and go from there.

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Why are you ranting again? Seems like all you do is rant anymore.

 

Must be an old people thing. I've noticed this alot lately, even with my work, I did something different, and the old people all complained about it.

 

Damn hope I don't petrify when I reach 50.

Ok, I'm sensitive about age comments so lets not have anymore...lol

And I love new things and ideas.

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[quote name='surrenders wrote:


barbara1 wrote:

surrenders']Can we clone Bono?  The world needs about 5 more Bonos.  The cloned Bono's would be unmarried and available for female Bono fans
glasses.gif

 

only 5... arent we being a bit selfish now, surrenders?! 5 will never do!!

 

Silly me, how could I understimate how many Bono's are needed around the world.  Let's start with about 20 and go from there.

 

Sounds a better number! And will the first twenty be for people in the Zoo?

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