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roll.gifWell, this thread has taken a debaucherous route!

 

Actually that route might have been taken quite a while ago. Without going through the 775 posts here, I believe I remember some lingerie and other playthings winding up with someone's dear Bono the Bag.

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ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

is there anyway keith can pass a message from me, mac?? just tell bono i want to come, (for free!! no costs, exept maybe room and boarding?) and i will help him study all the lyrics again! i'm a dedicated fan for more than 20 years, i will be a great help to him!!

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MacFoley']ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

is there anyway keith can pass a message from me, mac?? just tell bono i want to come, (for free!! no costs, exept maybe room and boarding?) and i will help him study all the lyrics again! i'm a dedicated fan for more than 20 years, i will be a great help to him!!

OOOOOHH!!!! i wanna help 2!!!!!!!

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ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

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BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

I want some pie?! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote name='barbara1 wrote:


MacFoley']ok here is another story from Keith from Dublin, and written by Mac, lets see if this one gives out the SHOCK factor!

 

BONO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!

 

BONO FORGETS HIS OWN SONGS FOR TOUR!

 

He is very old now, and probably all the sex, drugs and rock n roll has caught up with him. Lead singer of the overated band, Bono, has forgot how to play and sing any of the U2 songs. Whilst working hard with Adam, Larry and Jedward on new songs like spit on your mum and punk cock rock and on top of that Bono's back injury, all the drugs has made Bono's memory go funny.

 

"Its funny" said Bono. "All the morphine has made my memory go. I have no memory to the words of any of the old U2 songs. I try to remember some lyrics like i cant live, with or with a jew, or i want to run, i want some pie, i want to tear down the walls, that hold me a guy. But then i think, thats not right. And since ive sacked Edge i can't remember the chords or nothing"

 

At the moment Bono is busy recovering, but that doesnt stop him from getting out and about. He recently was seen in Anfield, in France, jamming with Jedward, selling his own cd's and caught in the shower with his pants down!

 

© Macfoley 2010

 

image

 

BONO HAS TO LEARN ALL THE U2 SONGS

 

© Keith from Dublin 2010

is there anyway keith can pass a message from me, mac?? just tell bono i want to come, (for free!! no costs, exept maybe room and boarding?) and i will help him study all the lyrics again! i'm a dedicated fan for more than 20 years, i will be a great help to him!!

im on the verge of getting rid of keith. he wouldnt have the bottle to have written up the porn addict bono story!roll.gif

 

exclusive coming this way! watch this space........................

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Don't tell anyone Mac - I have three bags in total!!! But two are put away to keep safe and for when this one wears out!!

I can't have them all out at the same time - who knows what may happen!

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