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MORE U2 PARODY LYRICS!!! (7th edition)


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Welcome to the SEVENTH EDITION of my crazy U2 parodies. Here is another set of U2 songs parodied in the theme of food & drink. Ultimately, I aim to parody every U2 song with hilarious results such as 'Where The Meats Have No Grade' , 'Lunch Rescue Me' and 'The Undigestable Supper'.

Many have suggested I build a website to showcase these, and I'm almost done. I'll post a url soon.

You'll find the previous editions here:

http://community.u2.com/topic/14809

http://community.u2.com/topic/9289

http://community.u2.com/topic/10625

http://community.u2.com/topic/13933

http://community.u2.com/topic/14287

http://community.u2.com/topic/14585

As always, I would very much enjoy hearing your thoughts or, heck, just gimme an LOL! I'd love to know your favourites so far. Suggestions are welcome!

Feel feel to pass these along!!! Maybe the boys would get a laugh out of these. Hint hint.

ENJOY!

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Stuck Jar Of Contents You Can’t Get Lid Off
Parody of “Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Ofâ€


I can open almost anything in this world
There’s nothing that I can’t unjam free
Or that I have found too hard
But I might as well be an amputee
This long struggle puts my ego in agony

I never thought that I’d be schooled
But, damn, this won’t unscrew!
I been at this for an hour straight
Using all my weight
Those ears are gonna hear me swear, baby

I’ve got to pull myself together
This jar’s stuck with these contents and the lid won’t come off
Don’t laugh cause you’re making me bitter
Ain’t got no luck with these contents cuz the lid won’t come off


I will not forsake the dollar for this thing
All my might was used but nothing works
I’m left now with nothing
I am still undaunted by the fight that’s fought by me
All this just for pickle spears
But it’s a prize I can eat

And you are such a tool for laughing at me, too
You know it’s tough and no force seems like enough
Oh why can’t I just get this open now,
Why oh why?

I’ve got to pull myself together
This jar’s stuck with these contents and the lid won’t come off
Oh great, look at me now
Ain’t got no luck with these contents cuz the lid won’t come off


I’m all self-conscious, I could weep
This bastard I’ll harm
When I throw it 50 feet
Iron pumping down at the gym hall
If word gets around
That I can’t open this at all

I’ve got to pull myself together
This jar’s stuck with these contents and the lid won’t come off
Don’t laugh cause you’re making me bitter
Ain’t got no luck with these contents cuz the lid won’t come off


And if the fight’s not over
And if the die is cast
And if this lid won’t alter
I’ll just break this glass
And if the fight’s not over
And if the die is cast
And if this lid won’t alter
I’ll just break this glass
I’ll get those contents,
You bet your ass

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Unknown Gobbler
Parody of "Unknown Caller"

Lunch line, lunch line
Lunch line, lunch line

Oh, oh
Oh, oh

You criss-crossed between the McKnights and the Donnings
In a race with no deference to company
333 is the number of guests we've given a place
You're eating with no invite at all

Now, just get out,
Wise up
Oh, oh
You shame yourself
Such depravity
Hear me, cease to eat,
You little sneak
Rush now
Oh, oh
Just quit this wedding crash

You were right there at the front of the lineup
Having edged your way just to be first
Where you had no right to be
You'd be forgiven being seen at this big event
But you came here just to eat

Depart or I'll boot you myself
Your free rides' over
Oh, oh
I'll destroy you
Here's my karate stance
Trespass, you,
Exit here,
Right now

Oh, oh
Don't know your name
Who let you in?
Hear me, cease to eat,
You little sneak
Rush now
Oh, oh
You'd better move
You've fair warning

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