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***NEW PARODY: CRUMBS FROM YOUR TABLE***


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Here's a brand new parody for you guys: Drums Full Of Maple! The angle I went for is someone complaining that he or she is being served the artificial stuff while there's real maple syrup to be had!


It's another great addition for ***SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING***[/font] the other U2 parodies you'll find on my brand new site, each with their unique little amusing angle. Enjoy! And I appreciate all feedback, thank you!!!!


http://uchew.wordpress.com/

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Drums Full Of Maple

"Crumbs From Your Table"


Where's the syrup jar

Before my stack gets cold

You have real stuff to offer

Why under tight control?

You're such a crybaby

You might need some psych help

You'll just deny to others

And keep the good sh*t for yourself


Drool!
Frown!
Wanna
The real stuff!
Drool!
Frown!
Wanna
The real stuff!


You sneak! 

I find your plunder

I plead, "make 'em smothered"

I can't conceive why you're unable

As I'm staring at your

Drums full of maple


You're so petty, goes my stricture
You won't share some with me

What a shame that you've got this pathology

With a pout, I can't eat

Alienates your best friend

Cuz you won't ever part

With the real stuff now & then


You sneak! 

I find your plunder

I plead, "make 'em smothered"

I can't conceive why you're unable

As I'm staring at your

Drums full of maple


Should I forgive the moron inside

Whether you give or whether deny

Wrong in the head

Insist pancakes are fed

But hide the real supply!


You sneak! 

I find your plunder

I plead, "make 'em smothered"

I can't conceive why you're unable

As I'm staring at your

Drums full of maple


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