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Here's my parody of the song Kite: Bite! And now it's a lament about indigestion.


You'll find many more U2 parodies at ***SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING***[/font]the new site I'm previewing, full of U2 remixed to the theme of food. Enjoy! And I appreciate all feedback, thank you!!!!


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Bite
Parody of "Kite"

Stomach is about to give
I can feel it coming
I think I know what caused this
I’ve a grenade inside
I’m a shade sensitive
And though I try to hold back
I cope but feel the acid


‘Cause nausea, it sets in
I need some antacid
For the dinner within


I think I might blow
And I fear I can’t hold back anymore
I think I might blow
And you’ll find me here at
At the toilet stall


I’m okay, I’ll be fine once I spew
I’m okay, gimme a moment or two
Got to go cause I’m gonna blow
Got to go now that the time has come around
Man, I feel like I’m gonna die
I guess this is from the stir fry


A bummer I can’t taste salty foods when I eat
Had a bite knowing I’ve Acid Reflux Disease
No wonder what’s gonna happen real soon
No wonder shit just happens to me


In the can…
Be here a while
Goddamn, I cede
That Tarot reader was right


I’m okay, I’ll be fine once I spew
I’m okay, gimme a moment or two
Got to go cause I’m gonna blow
Got to go now that the time has come around
Man, I feel like I’m gonna die
I guess this is from the stir fry


Can still taste it
Sick so much it feels like I’m wasted
Could use a breath mint
Must stop any bad scents
The last of your chocolate bar
A cough drop or a cigar
In due time, I’ll get diarrhea
Oh, viva la vida
Just great…viva la vida

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