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smokin.gifsmile.giflaugh.gifWe the citizens of Zootopia would like to present you with a gift as yours is in need of a transplant

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Said gift will need to be attached to heart and then linked to ears mouth and brain.

Please contact your doctor to make an appointment with our resident Zoo surgeon as he does pro bono work for special cases like yours.

 

Love and Peace

Citizens of Zootopia

 

Shirley2010

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The zoo theater nurses will now prep you -

 

Zhivvy Barbara Illumi

 

He's ready! He's ready for the laughing gas!

He's ready, he's ready for what's next

He's ready for the shuffle, he's ready for the deal

He's ready to succumb to the surgeon's steel

He's ready - You'll feel a little push

 

ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

Ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

It's alright, It's alright, It's alright, hey baby hey baby

big baby Don't Fight!

 

Line in the brain

Makes his future the past

Lying in the theater

Your heart's a fragile crystal glass

 

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

 

Zoo Surgeon

 

Whoa oh oh - Zoo Surgeon!

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

I can wheel! (patient is taken to recovery room)

 

ooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooo

 

I think several pints of Guiness are in order

 

paging Mr P. Bono!

 

-----------------------------------------------------

This is reception - ????????

Sorry but the next zealot will have to wait. 

Mr P. Bono only does surgery for free once a week and he's just taking flight!clap.gifyay.gifwink02.gifbanana.gif

 

Zoo Surgeon! 

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The zoo theater nurses will now prep you -

 

Zhivvy Barbara Illumi

 

He's ready! He's ready for the laughing gas!

He's ready, he's ready for what's next

He's ready for the shuffle, he's ready for the deal

He's ready to succumb to the surgeon's steel

He's ready - You'll feel a little push

 

ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

Ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

It's alright, It's alright, It's alright, hey baby hey baby

big baby Don't Fight!

 

Line in the brain

Makes his future the past

Lying in the theater

Your heart's a fragile crystal glass

 

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

 

Zoo Surgeon

 

Whoa oh oh - Zoo Surgeon!

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

I can wheel! (patient is taken to recovery room)

 

ooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooo

 

I think several pints of Guiness are in order

 

paging Mr P. Bono!

 

-----------------------------------------------------

This is reception - ????????

Sorry but the next zealot will have to wait. 

Mr P. Bono only does surgery for free once a week and he's just taking flight!clap.gifyay.gifwink02.gifbanana.gif

 

Zoo Surgeon! 

HYSTERICAL!roll.gifroll.gif
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[quote name='xtraspicy62 wrote:


shirley2010']The zoo theater nurses will now prep you -

 

Zhivvy Barbara Illumi

 

He's ready! He's ready for the laughing gas!

He's ready, he's ready for what's next

He's ready for the shuffle, he's ready for the deal

He's ready to succumb to the surgeon's steel

He's ready - You'll feel a little push

 

ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

Ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

It's alright, It's alright, It's alright, hey baby hey baby

big baby Don't Fight!

 

Line in the brain

Makes his future the past

Lying in the theater

Your heart's a fragile crystal glass

 

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

 

Zoo Surgeon

 

Whoa oh oh - Zoo Surgeon!

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

I can wheel! (patient is taken to recovery room)

 

ooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooo

 

I think several pints of Guiness are in order

 

paging Mr P. Bono!

 

-----------------------------------------------------

This is reception - ????????

Sorry but the next zealot will have to wait. 

Mr P. Bono only does surgery for free once a week and he's just taking flight!
clap.gifyay.gifwink02.gifbanana.gif

 

Zoo Surgeon! 

HYSTERICAL!yay.gif

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[quote name='shirley2010 wrote:


xtraspicy62 wrote:

shirley2010']The zoo theater nurses will now prep you -

 

Zhivvy Barbara Illumi

 

He's ready! He's ready for the laughing gas!

He's ready, he's ready for what's next

He's ready for the shuffle, he's ready for the deal

He's ready to succumb to the surgeon's steel

He's ready - You'll feel a little push

 

ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

Ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

It's alright, It's alright, It's alright, hey baby hey baby

big baby Don't Fight!

 

Line in the brain

Makes his future the past

Lying in the theater

Your heart's a fragile crystal glass

 

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

 

Zoo Surgeon

 

Whoa oh oh - Zoo Surgeon!

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

I can wheel! (patient is taken to recovery room)

 

ooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooo

 

I think several pints of Guiness are in order

 

paging Mr P. Bono!

 

-----------------------------------------------------

This is reception - ????????

Sorry but the next zealot will have to wait. 

Mr P. Bono only does surgery for free once a week and he's just taking flight!
clap.gifyay.gifwink02.gifbanana.gif

 

Zoo Surgeon! 

HYSTERICAL!yay.gif

omg... this is so funny.

 

zoo surgeon, i love it!!

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One of my best life lessons is that it is practically impossible to be angry when you are laughing and the vest way (typo but adam took his shirt off last night so yeah!banana.gif) to diffuse anger is to make someone laugh and if you can make them laugh at themselves - even better.

 

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One of my best life lessons is that it is practically impossible to be angry when you are laughing and the vest way (typo but adam took his shirt off last night so yeah!banana.gif) to diffuse anger is to make someone laugh and if you can make them laugh at themselves - even better.

 

tongue.gifcute.gifyay.gif

 

 

Shirley...I like this life lesson.
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The zoo theater nurses will now prep you -

 

Zhivvy Barbara Illumi

 

He's ready! He's ready for the laughing gas!

He's ready, he's ready for what's next

He's ready for the shuffle, he's ready for the deal

He's ready to succumb to the surgeon's steel

He's ready - You'll feel a little push

 

ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

Ooooooooooh Zoo Surgeon

 

It's alright, It's alright, It's alright, hey baby hey baby

big baby Don't Fight!

 

Line in the brain

Makes his future the past

Lying in the theater

Your heart's a fragile crystal glass

 

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

 

Zoo Surgeon

 

Whoa oh oh - Zoo Surgeon!

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

I can wheel! (patient is taken to recovery room)

 

ooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooo

 

I think several pints of Guiness are in order

 

paging Mr P. Bono!

 

-----------------------------------------------------

This is reception - ????????

Sorry but the next zealot will have to wait. 

Mr P. Bono only does surgery for free once a week and he's just taking flight!clap.gifyay.gifwink02.gifbanana.gif

 

Zoo Surgeon! 

Mad ...................a good kind of mad...

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