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Here's my parody of the song A Man And A Woman... A Pan And A Chicken! 

 


The angle I came up with is a man lecturing his neighbour about his fowl cooking preferences.

 


You'll find many more U2 parodies at ***SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING*** the new site I'm previewing, full of U2 remixed to the theme of food. 


http://uchew.wordpress.com/


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Thanks... and enjoy!

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A Pan And A Chicken

"A Man And A Woman"

 

Listen, mister

You can't tell me there's a better way

You can't beat my chicken

 

Listen, mister

I won't settle for poultry that's just okay

Or tastes funny or underdone

 

Barbecued never gets laments
Cuz only B-B-Q can make chicken succulent

I could never take your stance
Of losing touch with one's caveman
(That delicious instance)
'Cos I could never be so bland
(I've some serious resistance)
Using a pan and a chicken

 

It's all done with love

And it's so much more pleasant to chew

It keeps the juices sealed

But yours has no taste to speak of

Tastes so plain why bother cooking at all?

 

How can a bird not be barbecued?!!!

 

I could never take your stance
'Cos I could never be so bland
I question your existence
Using a pan and a chicken

 

Slap on a bun, let some cheese melt

Dijon mustard I would choose myself

It's just not in my parlance

Using a pan and a chicken

 

Evenly distributes heat

For a taste that's divine

I bought this grill that is so neat

That I've turned into a shrine

I've turned into a shrine

 

Listen, mister

You been misheating poultry again

Read up my blog

 

Listen, mister

Why keep letting mistakes repeat again

Stoves I shun

Cuz that's just odd

 

Poultry needs barbie to come out great
If you so choose, charcoal's great!

No, you could never taste nuance
Nor taste could a skillet enhance
No enchanting fragrance
Using a pan and a chicken

 

I stand perplexed at plates I jeer
All the wings and breasts you've seared
I'd care not a pittance
Using a pan and a chicken

Wrong heat, wrong heat

How can a bird not be barbecued?!!!

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Acrobat is a most wonderful song. Fingers crossed one day the boys WILL play it live. Hey, if they can whip out Mercy, there's hope they'll do Acrobat.

Here's my parody of the song:

 

Microwave

Parody of “Acrobat “

Don’t believe what I hear

Don’t believe what I see

I’m just totally surprised

You have my sympathy

When you first told me, girl

You had no microwave

Have you never wondered of

All the time it saves?

How can you live like this!?

 

And you can defrost
Or you can heat
You can nuke it up
It’s pretty neat
And you can steam
Just steam up a lot
You know that it’s time that you came around
Here’s a flyer from the Walmart I have found

 

No, use common sense

Here’s the place it would fit

It’s easy to install

There’s really nothing to it

And I wish you didn’t

Depend so much on your oven

Yeah, it drains so much energy

It leaves such a large carbon footprint

Think greener now!

 

To take a cup
To nuke it up
It won’t be slow
Just time it so
You must get a microwave
To cook like this
As fast as that
And you can steam
Steam up a lot
Here’s a flyer from the Walmart I have found

 

Oh, change hurts, baby

I know that old habits are never easy to shed

A new appliance in the house and a manual to be read…

 

And you must get
A microwave
To cook like this
As fast as that
It uses beams
That are never hot
And you will find
What the fuss is all about
And then you will
Lower your bill
With something small
Your wait is next to nil
And in a flash
You’ll melt your cheese
Soon you’ll begin
To reheat Chinese
And you will love
And you will love
You know that it’s time that you came around
Here’s a flyer from the Walmart I have found

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