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My parents told me that you are best to argue for a night than suffer in silence for the rest of a marriage.  

 

When I was a teenager & had been found with a hotel booked for a steamy night my Dad advised that it was reasonable to try your shoes on before you buy, but always have this in mind: think of the girls dad with a shotgun should they get pregnant eek.gif

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Life is what you make of it. Never get involved with married men, gracefully, accept the "sentiment", offer friendship and remain faithful to your yourself and your spouse. Remind the person that the love being offered to you, should be given to their spouse and family which should always come first.

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Don't shag sheep.

 

Don't drink piss.

 

Don't use a hair dryer in a bath.

 

Don't worry, be happy.

 

Don't create an issue until you have assessed the whole situation.

 

Question your motives.

 

Read back your emails before hitting send.

 

Don't charge your siblings interest on loans.

 

Eat with your mouth closed.

 

Make washing your hands a habit.

 

Watch the News irregularly.

 

Empty your loose change on beggars and buskers.

 

If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

 

Learn tact.

 

Sing, even if you think you can't sing.

 

Read books.

 

Meditate.

 

Avoid prayer.

 

Talk to yourself, you've a lot to talk about.

 

Take opinions lightly.

 

Drink moderately.

 

Don't believe. Reason.

 

Experience is your most valuable tool.

 

Men and women, though physically different, are wholly equal.

 

Respect your toilet - you use it everyday.

 

Brush your teeth regularly.

 

Be proud of where you live, even if you are just renting.

 

Smile at everyone.

 

Wink at your friends esp when you can't stop to talk.

 

Give more time to the elderly, widowed and orphans.

 

Save regularly.

 

Become a Jayoist.

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Don't shag sheep.

 

Don't drink piss.

 

Don't use a hair dryer in a bath.

 

Don't worry, be happy.

 

Don't create an issue until you have assessed the whole situation.

 

Question your motives.

 

Read back your emails before hitting send.

 

Don't charge your siblings interest on loans.

 

Eat with your mouth closed.

 

Make washing your hands a habit.

 

Watch the News irregularly.

 

Empty your loose change on beggars and buskers.

 

If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

 

Learn tact.

 

Sing, even if you think you can't sing.

 

Read books.

 

Meditate.

 

Avoid prayer.

 

Talk to yourself, you've a lot to talk about.

 

Take opinions lightly.

 

Drink moderately.

 

Don't believe. Reason.

 

Experience is your most valuable tool.

 

Men and women, though physically different, are wholly equal.

 

Respect your toilet - you use it everyday.

 

Brush your teeth regularly.

 

Be proud of where you live, even if you are just renting.

 

Smile at everyone.

 

Wink at your friends esp when you can't stop to talk.

 

Give more time to the elderly, widowed and orphans.

 

Save regularly.

 

Become a Jayoist.

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I know a few gals who have used the baby thing too and I was told after my guy left that I should have gotten prenant because he was the kind of guy who would have stuck around in that case and I almost fell over because I can't imagine being that decietful.

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