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****NEW PARODY: THE HANDS THAT BUILT AMERICA****


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Here's my parody of the song from the Gangs of New York soundtrack: The Brands That Guilt America!

 


You'll find many more U2 parodies at ***SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING*** the new site I'm still previewing, full of U2 remixed to the theme of food. 


http://uchew.wordpress.com/


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Thanks... and enjoy!

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The Brands That Guilt America

Parody of "The Hands That Built America"

 

Oh, these fools

It's all new lows they plumb

From the heartburn pills to beers with your companions

From bountiful yields of 'new improved size'

They're stealing from our pockets

Just more reasons not to care or buy

 

And these are the brands that guilt America

Stomach churning, idiots yearning

Oh, amen to crap

Sickening, sickening...

 

Aghast, my face in a forlorn sigh

TV heard my cue,

There's a new cola I must buy!

"Hey, look at this!

Here's a weight loss chocolate bar!"

"You gotta try our butt creams!"

They sell 'em so hard

And these are the brands that guilt America

Stomach churning, asses burning

Oh, amen to crap

Sickening, sickening...

 

Of product promises, 

Lies told to dumb sheep

Of all of the creams, 

This one is used by Stacey Keach!

Holy moly!

 

And after all,

There's a crowd for the new iPod in line

Makes no sense

Their old ones work just fine

 

These are the brands that guilt America

These are the brands that bilk America

Amen to crap

Amen to crap

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Thanks, Claretta! If you liked this parody, I'd be honoured if you checked out other U2 parodies at the site listed. You'll find ones such as With Or Without Au Jus, and Sundae Fudgy Sundae!

 

Scorsese is a great director! Although I'm more partial to Kubrick!

 

Anyway, a great song from a terrific movie! I hope I did the song justice with the parody!

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