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Here's my parody of the song Van Diemen's Land: Van Camp's Canned Beans.


You'll find many more U2 parodies at ***SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING***, a site full of U2 lyrics & covers remixed to the theme of food. 


http://uchew.wordpress.com/


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Van Camp's Canned Beans
Parody of "Van Diemen's Land"

Feed me now,
Oh feed me now
For lunch hour
Has come around
Ain't no fun
And stings my pride
Stuff my face with
Van Camp's Canned Beans

It's a shitty meal
I swallow here
Merely rent,
And out my rear
I brought just this
I'm filled with shame
But I masticate
Beans anyway

Some wings would rule
In aluminum foil
Tupperware
With strands of spaghetti boiled
But I'm paid a sum
That I have gauged
Leaves a hungry man
With this package

Feed me now,
Oh feed me now
For lunch hour
Has come around
With stale bun
That change provides
Stuff my face with
Van Camp's Canned Beans

Still this poor man drools
And he pines away
For mesquite-smoked
Grilled steak fillets
I brought what I could
It won't suffice
Starved to near death
These pangs are rife

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