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Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical


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NEW YORK—In yet another setback for the $65 million dollar Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark—a production plagued by multiple delays, poor early reviews, and severe injuries to its cast and crew—a thermonuclear device detonated during the first act of Tuesday night's preview performance. "The bomb should not have gone off at all," said lead producer Michael Cohl, adding that the explosion that vaporized most of Manhattan was "not that unusual" for a major Broadway show still in development. "Spider-Man is supposed to swing down to the stage and deactivate a nuclear bomb, but his wires got tangled up, and by the time he got there and remembered the disarm code, it was too late. We're going to hire two more stagehands to make sure this doesn't happen again." Despite the setback, Cohl told reporters that he is more optimistic than ever about the production, saying that director Julie Taymor and composers Bono and the Edge were disintegrated in the explosion.

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IN FACT... BREAKING NEWS>>>>I believe the two musicians survived... Apparently the two musicians had undergone intensive training in a well known 'camp'in 2004/2005- here they learned how to dismantle atomic bombs... and so used their expertise in escaping the allged bombing... Bono- one of the musicians -clearly in a state of shock revealed "There is no fiction,That will truly fit the situation, I'm documenting every detail, Every conversation" . Before finally adding " I'm not used to talking to somebody in their body,Look, there's somebody in a body, somebody in a body" before running to a standstill..........

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