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*NEW PARODY: WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG*


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Here's a parody of the song Where Did It All Go Wrong from the Even Better Than The Real Thing single.

It's now called 'Where Squid & Scallops Go Wrong'

EVERY U2 SONG SHALL BE PARODIED!!!! TO THE THEME OF FOOD!!!!


***PARODIES COMPLETED: 118***

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Where Squid & Scallops Go Wrong
Parody of "Where Did It All Go Wrong"

Tried the Haddock
Tried the Pollock
Did not deserve to be vaunted
Tried the Cod,
Sturgeon
Tried their really good Salmon
Tried the Tuna
Tried the Whitefish
Tried the one they call a Turbot
Tried the Shark
Tried the Sole
Tried the Octopus here, uh huh

How's the seafood?
I bet it's not fresh AND from Hong Kong
Face turning blue
Where Squid & Scallops go wrong

Tried the Catfish
Tried the Lobster
Blowfish deadly? Not undaunted!
Abalone 'in season'
You gotta really try these prawns!
Tried the Crabcake
Tried the Platter
Tried out some deep sea matter
Tried out some
Pompano
Tried the Eel & Halibut

Now, how much Mercury
Till my blood is fully poisoned?
How much could one chew
Before Squid & Scallops go wrong?

Tried the Mackerel
Tried the Swordfish
Tried the Snapper
Tried the Flounder
Tried the cheap Bombay Duck
Tried the Clam
Tried the Shrimp
Have it sauted
Or just peel it
There's many ways to eat it

Buffet swarmed, one more run
Paid good money for this lunch
When it's all that you can eat
I'll try the whole food chain
Let's all put bibs on
Before Squid & Scallops go wrong

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Maybe try Lamprey
Maybe even Turtle!
*choke*
This Marlin, Marlin, Marlin
Wasn't deboned!
Choked up
Choked up
Choked up
Choked up
Passersby
Watch me die
Bone blocks airpipe
Bone blocks airpipe
Bone blocks airpipe
Bone blocks airpipe
Will I lose my life?
Will I lose my life?
Will I lose my life?
Will I lose my life?
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