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Here are the latest Uchew parody single covers for Last Night On Earth,
('Last Bite On Earth'), and Mofo ('Mayo')

What do you guys think?!!!

You can check out other great parodied songs and artwork on my website...

www.uchew.wordpress.com


All U2 songs shall be parodied to the theme of food!

See you at the show! Toronto in July, baby! Show #9!!! Woohoo!

ps: if anyone has gained weight because of my food parodies, I
sincerely apologize wink.gif

MAYO:

mayo1.jpg

mofo1.jpg

LAST BITE ON EARTH:

last-bite1.jpg

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Mayo
Parody of 'Mofo'

Lookin’ for my favourite salad bowl
Lookin’ for the lettuce that’s organic grown
Lookin’ for whatever’s in the produce hold


Smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo
Smother…


With a plunk, I’ll dunk
Emptying a jar in a flash
(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)
“Light†is pure junk
Get away with that trash
(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)
Cookin’ up potatoes I’m gonna mash


And smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo
Just went shopping,
Keep on slopping in that real mayo!
Smother…


Smother, smother, smother

Smother, smother, smother


Others,
While they’ll put lots on
I wrote Guinness I’ve the record for what I can stow
Others,
They’ll heft barely a sum
Wow, that’s quite a pile
Now let me show you a pro


Look at what I’ve found, it’s the biggest jar in the world!
(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)
Tuna sandwiches for every single boy and girl!
(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)
Got that zing,
Got that taste,
Got the ‘slaw that I’ve just made
(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)
Still buying by the case
Hellmanns should throw me a parade
(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)


Smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo
Another jar of topping,
Hunger stopping real mayo
Smother on…
Motherf*cking real mayo
Smother…


Smother, smother, smother

Smother, smother, smother


Smoothly covered?
Imprimatur!
All things smothered…
Like fries, mister!
Need another!
Pass me a jar!
Oil, yolk, vinegar
Oil, yolk, vinegar
Oil, yolk, vinegar
Oil, yolk, vinegar
Oil, yolk, vinegar


Last Bite On Earth

Parody of 'Last Night On Earth'


Eggs & hash browns she puts away
But she thinks she’d like 10 more pancakes
The more they make
She eats with zeal
10 meals she’ll stow
My eyes can’t believe
The more she’ll have
The more I count the plates


She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away

Well, she don’t care ’bout her girth
She’s eating like it’s the last bite on Earth
The last bite on Earth


She won’t settle for a Lifesaver or gum
She pulls all the stops
And she chews & she hurls
And the fun, fun, so much fun
She’s got waitresses on the run




She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
Well, she’s getting her money’s worth
She’s eating like it’s the last bite on Earth
The last bite on Earth
  

Then heartburn
But she gets busy
Eating away…




Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving next week now

You know she’s training to eat more chow
Eats what we’d be fed for a week
She’ll eat that spread
In one fell sweep




She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She’s just eating away
She already starts to hurt
She’s eating like it’s the last bite on Earth
The last bite on Earth
The last bite on Earth
Last bite
Yeah, yeah
Just ain’t right

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Here are the latest Uchew parody single covers for Last Night On Earth,

('Last Bite On Earth'), and Mofo ('Mayo')

 

What do you guys think?!!!

 

You can check out other great parodied songs and artwork on my website...

 

www.uchew.wordpress.com

 

All U2 songs shall be parodied to the theme of food!

 

See you at the show! Toronto in July, baby! Show #9!!! Woohoo!

 

ps: if anyone has gained weight because of my food parodies, I

sincerely apologize wink.gif

 

MAYO:

 

mayo1.jpg

 

mofo1.jpg

 

LAST BITE ON EARTH:

 

last-bite1.jpg

 

113430-a.jpg

 

Mayo

Parody of 'Mofo'

 

Lookin’ for my favourite salad bowl

Lookin’ for the lettuce that’s organic grown

Lookin’ for whatever’s in the produce hold

Smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo

Smother…

 

With a plunk, I’ll dunk

Emptying a jar in a flash

(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)

“Light†is pure junk

Get away with that trash

(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)

Cookin’ up potatoes I’m gonna mash

And smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo

Just went shopping,

Keep on slopping in that real mayo!

Smother…

Smother, smother, smother

Smother, smother, smother

 

Others,

While they’ll put lots on

I wrote Guinness I’ve the record for what I can stow

Others,

They’ll heft barely a sum

Wow, that’s quite a pile

Now let me show you a pro

 

Look at what I’ve found, it’s the biggest jar in the world!

(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)

Tuna sandwiches for every single boy and girl!

(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)

Got that zing,

Got that taste,

Got the ‘slaw that I’ve just made

(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)

Still buying by the case

Hellmanns should throw me a parade

(Tangy white dressing, tangy white dressing)

Smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo

Another jar of topping,

Hunger stopping real mayo

Smother on…

Motherf*cking real mayo

Smother…

Smother, smother, smother

Smother, smother, smother

 

Smoothly covered?

Imprimatur!

All things smothered…

Like fries, mister!

Need another!

Pass me a jar!

Oil, yolk, vinegar

Oil, yolk, vinegar

Oil, yolk, vinegar

Oil, yolk, vinegar

Oil, yolk, vinegar

 

 

Last Bite On Earth

Parody of 'Last Night On Earth'

Eggs & hash browns she puts away

But she thinks she’d like 10 more pancakes

The more they make

She eats with zeal

10 meals she’ll stow

My eyes can’t believe

The more she’ll have

The more I count the plates

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away


Well, she don’t care ’bout her girth

She’s eating like it’s the last bite on Earth

The last bite on Earth

 

She won’t settle for a Lifesaver or gum

She pulls all the stops

And she chews & she hurls

And the fun, fun, so much fun

She’s got waitresses on the run



She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

Well, she’s getting her money’s worth

She’s eating like it’s the last bite on Earth

The last bite on Earth

  

Then heartburn

But she gets busy

Eating away…



 

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving next week now


You know she’s training to eat more chow

Eats what we’d be fed for a week

She’ll eat that spread

In one fell sweep



She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She’s just eating away

She already starts to hurt

She’s eating like it’s the last bite on Earth

The last bite on Earth

The last bite on Earth

Last bite

Yeah, yeah

Just ain’t right

Fabulous sassy!! I like Last Bite on Earth!! lol All very well thought out! : )

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