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Here's the latest parody, and it's the song So Cruel from the album Achtung Baby. 


Now it's about a student lamenting school cafeteria food in a parody called 'Cold Gruel'.


But is it funny? Does it work? I leave that up to you good people to judge. 

So judge away! And that means leaving some feedback.


REMEMBER... 
EVERY U2 SONG SHALL BE PARODIED!!!! 
TO THE THEME OF FOOD!!!!


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Hope you enjoy!

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Cold Gruel

Parody of "So Cruel"

 

We stand in line

Food rush's not over

Is this gross matter some stool?

This matter ain't meat!

 

I get short shrift

Something's floating

No use haranguing on

I watch it just drown 

My lunch

 

They've engineered this goop

They've engineered this "meat"

And despite everything I'm never daunted 

Why am I undaunted?

 

The things they serve you, a plate of "roast"?

Light passes through it & it's gross

They've cooked this food 

But they've spit in this, I swear

Maybe, I don't care

 

For lunch

You pay for lunch

Served by this school

For lunch

"Meat" parts

And cold gruel

 

Allegations of rendered crap

Don't bet on the key lime

These chicken strips or fish & chips

Just props of lies

Pudding on sale

What's it made of?

Ice cream with flavour, it's devoid of

And sheet cake that looks filled with bugs

 

For lunch

You pay for lunch

Served by this school

For lunch

"Meat" parts

And cold gruel 

 

The fares for lunch cause gastric distress

Once lips touch something

Bowel movements quickly felt 

For lunch,

All us teens devour

Lunch,

Lying, stomach soured

You don't know if they ever clean their fryer

Stranger's hair plug your sandwich acquired

Breaded chicken fingers earn your ire

Food chart is facing right side up

But quite misleading, budget cuts

Between the forces of speed and cost

There aren't ample nutrients

 

For lunch

You pay for food

Served by this school

For lunch

"Meat" parts

And cold gruel

For lunch

Dismayed, we queue

To eat at school

"Meat" parts

And cold gruel

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