Subscriber Anjana Posted August 8, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted August 8, 2011 these are good, a laugh before bedtime, cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber tch269 Posted August 8, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted August 8, 2011 I had one similar to Mac's joke, but here goes anyway... Why did Bono fall off the stage? He was too close to The Edge! (Ba-dum...CRASH!) Oooh, maybe you've heard this one before; my dad told it to me once. It pokes fun at Bono's ego, but it's funny. So Bono's onstage at a U2 concert and after one of the songs, he asks the audience for complete silence. He begins to clap his hands every few seconds. Clap. Clap. Clap. Holding them in silence, he says to the audience, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A guy in the front row, obviously intoxicated, then yells at him, "Well then, STOP CLAPPING ALREADY!" By the way, I'm a pretty new member; what are some users mad at? I saw someone tell that joke on a talk show! Can't remember who. But I believe it was from a show in Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinD90 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Ah yes, the prices of the Achtung Baby reissue. I saw that the US price of the Uber Deluxe edition is about $650??? And the Super Deluxe edition about $160? I wanted the Super Deluxe set for Christmas, but I'm not asking my family to drop that much money on a gift for me. And I can't drop that much money on something like that, either; college demands my money more than U2 right now I hope the prices come down. Anyhoo, thanks for the welcome, Redhead More jokes! More jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Redhead11 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Subscriber Share Posted August 8, 2011 100 Bono's in a bar?? The thought of that is too much to comprehend! oh dear...i didn't even realized that!!!!! Now that would be...........................nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Anjana Posted August 8, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted August 8, 2011 plenty to go round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2RSA Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Why did David Evans call himself The Edge.... ? Because he thought he was razor sharp Corny, i know LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber U2LAWoman Posted August 10, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted August 10, 2011 Why did David Evans call himself The Edge.... ? Because he thought he was razor sharp Corny, i know LOL! lol....okay I'll try too... Why does Edge's Mom still call him the Edge? Because he used to drive her to the Edge!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subscriber mick james Posted August 10, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted August 10, 2011 Spicy!!! Here's a couple of oldies, but hey there goodies...... Bono wouldn't buy just anyone's Cockatoo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtraspicy62 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 mick i sent you a ton of messages...saw ur videos!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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