Subscriber Redhead11 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Subscriber Share Posted August 10, 2011 My friend just told me another one: So 100 Bonos walk into a bar and order a drink. The bartender says, "sorry, we dont serve your kind here," and the Bonos say, "Hey, don't make me call The Police" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2RSA Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 So 100 Bonos walk into a bar and the bartender exclaims.... Where did all the flies suddenly come from ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber LinneaS Posted August 10, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted August 10, 2011 GROAN & LOL!! Love these, keep 'em coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2RSA Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 When Bono does push-ups, he actually pushes the earth down Bono is Luke Skywalker's real father Bono can name where streets have no names Bono can make sunday bloody sundays numb Bono always finds what he is looking for Bono writes song lyrics on the fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber U2LAWoman Posted September 2, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted September 2, 2011 When Bono does push-ups, he actually pushes the earth down Bono is Luke Skywalker's real father Bono can name where streets have no names Bono can make sunday bloody sundays numb Bono always finds what he is looking for Bono writes song lyrics on the fly lol!.........everything but the sunday bloody sundays numb?? I didn't get that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber akstarr Posted September 3, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted September 3, 2011 Oh man, love it! I read this before going to dinner for my aunt's birthday last night and I kept thinking about it and laughing to myself. I want more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1m0n3 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2RSA Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Bono can sing songs backwards and they will still be a hit.... Bono heard of (yoko) ono but ignored the person because he already has copyright on the name.... even without the "B" Larry can play the drums..... backwards...... Edge can break all his guitars and the sounds will still come out perfectly.... Adam likes to smoke during acts, the cigarettes are too terrified of Adam not smoking, so they stay in his mouth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Zhivvy Posted September 6, 2011 Subscriber Share Posted September 6, 2011 100 Bono's walk into a bar...... ....... you would have thought one of them would have seen it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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