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10046 Hi Chris I am on holidays and had not too much time to come here, I was in Porto the last two days

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In a parked car

In a crowded restaurant

You see your Fish'n'Chips

Cooked Complete




Fish is drowning...in a deep well

How much I ate...I don't want to tell

Take the chips...taste them...Blow out the candle...Fish is ready...

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Green light, Seven Eleven,
You stop in for a news paper full of Fish'n'Chips.
You don't ever eat anything else, don't even want to.
Hey now, check your chips.
Dressed up like a car crash
Your wheels are turnin' but you're upside down.
You say when he cooks you, you don't mind
Because when he cooks you Fish'n'Chips, you feel alive.
Oh, is that what it is?

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Stumbled Upon the Sinatra version...must say it is rather fishy.


Red lights, grey morning

Fish stumble out of a puddle in the ground.

A fisherman or a victim

It depends on who's swimmin' 'round.

You used to stay in to watch the adverts

You could lip synch... to the cooking shows.

And if you dine, you dine with me

And when you w(h)ine, you w(h)ine with me

And when I'll touch the chips, you won't feed a thing.


If I could stay, then the night would give fish up.

Stay, and the chips would keep their trust.

Stay, and the dish would be enough.


Faraway, so close

Up with the static and the radio.

With satellite television

Fish can go anywhere:

Miami, New Orleans

London, Belfast and Berlin.

And, if you're fishing, I can't eat.

And, if chips fry, you just might weep.

And, if you shout, You'll only be hungrier !!!.

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Yes, and I know the truth about you.
She Fish.
And in the daylight
A black Fish makes a violent sight
And when she is done
She sleeps beside the chips

Yes, and I know the truth about you
She Fish.

Yes, and I know the truth about you
She Fish.

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