I was doing the shopping on my own earlier in asda and I met another lone husband out doing the same ( you know phoning for more instructions) now having met each other about 6-7 times in various aisles I go to the till and low and behold he's standing in front of me in the queue.
He says "we're going to have to stop meeting like this" now having spotted the assorted minions stuff Asda are selling in his trolley I reply "Oh-ho ello pap-en-geda" we both burst out laughing leaving the girl on the till throughly bewildered