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Achtung75

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  1. It is Anchorman not Anchorlady and that is a scientific fact.

    1. Leeny13

      Leeny13

      You checked under his skirt?

  2. Happy Birthday Dustin Hoffman

    1. liljbau

      liljbau

      here, here!!! GREAT actor!!!

    2. joe

      joe

      "I'M WALKING HERE!" Great line.

  3. Prettay, prettay, prettay, prettay, pretty good.

    1. Leeny13

      Leeny13

      Is it Larry's birthday or something?

    2. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      Dunno, just think he's awesome.

    3. liljbau

      liljbau

      funny, funny genius

  4. My guilty feet have got no rhythm.

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    2. liljbau

      liljbau

      "just what i'm hearing"????/ I SAW THAT on svetlana's page !!! shameless plagiarism!! or......is imitation the finest form of flattery?

    3. liljbau

      liljbau

      tonight the music seems so loud , i wish that we could lose this crowd

    4. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      It's better this way baby.

  5. That's enough Gloria! She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely....

    1. Davcal

      Davcal

      Queen of the Harpies

    2. Achtung75
  6. Jim, I'm pupmin' you on the arrows front. Just sayin. Just what I'm hearing.

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    2. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      "The girl s"? Never heard of her.

    3. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      bloody phone! pffft!

    4. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      bloody phone! pffft!

  7. Labcoat doused in Petol + naked flame = SHOWTIME!!

    1. liljbau

      liljbau

      hope the person doing it is wearing it .......they would rather be burned like that than receive the ass kicking that will ensue

    2. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      Is this burning an eternal flame?

    3. liljbau

      liljbau

      mmm...love me some bangles

  8. Jitterbug......do the jitterbug.

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    2. liljbau

      liljbau

      i disagree with many of you who use the "g" word freely and claim it to not be derogatory at all ...but I must say , this DESERVES the "g" word!!!

       

    3. liljbau

      liljbau

      i'm not talking about guns either !!

    4. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      g-strings?

  9. Jitterbug......do the jitterbug.

  10. Are you my caucasian?

  11. Stop giving arrows to Jim cos he's pure boasting aboot it like a wee lassie.

    1. liljbau

      liljbau

      achtung will NEVER take away our freedom!!! vote as you feel, party people

  12. Stop giving arrows to the Irish. Stop.

  13. Ma heid's sare.

  14. Call me Bubbles, everybody does!!

  15. Crack the bone, get to the ARROW

  16. No more Dress blogs DAMMIT!!! Ta.

  17. Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

    1. liljbau

      liljbau

      if this is a counselor's ship , where's the ambassador?

       

    2. liljbau

      liljbau

      who's scruffy lookin?

  18. Love is noise, love is pain, love is these blues that I'm singin' again

    1. Davcal
    2. liljbau

      liljbau

      love is a battlefield , love is blindness ,

  19. Club Tropicana drinks are free so I understand.

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    2. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      but don't worry you can suntan!

       

    3. Anjana
    4. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      Why are we whispering and that?

  20. I'll have 3 fingers of Glenlivet, a little bit of pepper and some cheese.

    1. Davcal

      Davcal

      79 arrows only.

  21. If I'm not back in 5 minutes.......just wait longer.

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    2. xtraspicy62

      xtraspicy62

      I cant wait any longer for your love...

       

       

    3. liljbau

      liljbau

      i'll wait forever if i have to

    4. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      Lenny what? Spicy nice. Jim gay.

  22. Rabbits? Where?.....oh wow!

    1. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      Elmer fudd!

    2. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      Hairy Japanese bastards!!

  23. When the world is lit by lightning....

    1. Anjana

      Anjana

      don't stand under a tree

    2. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      Cheers for the health n safety tip.

  24. Maybe it's just talk......saloooooooon singin'!!!

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