Feeling insanely lucky that somehow--on a computer--in a browser--was able to get 2 tickets for the 25 June Chicago show. It took 50 minutes--plenty of 4-letter words--and refreshes aplenty to just get thru.
There's got to be a better way. I've been on the other end before, being SOL and having to get seats with the general public. So I'm grateful. Will have to remember to use the iOS app next time.