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bandcompletely

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  1. If I were their doormat, they could wipe their shoes on me. If I were their window, they could look right through me. If I were their car, they could drive me around town. If I were their toilet, they'd have to put my lid down. If I were their beer, they'd all be drunk. If I were their mirror, I'd reflect each as a hunk. If I were their money, they'd spend me on glory. If I were their book, they'd read a fine story. If I were their boss, I'd send them to Australia. If I were their plane, I'd fly them to Austria. If I were their brolly, I'd keep out the rain. If I were their diary, I
  2. *Enters the pub, looks around, finds a vacant seat by the bar near a couple of cute zootopian females, orders a pint of ice cold, refreshing dunkel beer and starts a little small talk* Lookin' well girls. Out for the night? ;-)
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