WTF happened here in 24 hours?! Gee-zus and Christina and Sacray Bloo!!! This little blog lit up. Chicken Frick! Beans and Rice! Frack Frack Frack! (for all you Battlestar Gallactica fans) Oh my Gods!
If I'm honest, and I am, I had a worse potty mouth at 13 than I ever did at any other point in my life. So I'm not too worried about some kid reading our words in here.
As to the original mishap, I like Liljbau's offering of mapaternity. Oh no wait, was that what you suggested? mapaternalistic? Something like that. It made me laugh out loud.
Leeny, let's be clear. When you say I have