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Remember: Where ever there is a single, sweet, single or married man, there is a woman somewhere who is sick of his bull sh**

 

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When I married Mr Right, no-one told me that his middle name was 'always'!

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my husband gives me sound advice - 99%s sound and 1% advice

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...... Where ever there is a single, sweet, single or married man, ......

 

LMAO spicy, I think the men won before you even started! hahahahahatongue.gif

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But saying that, this joke is funny.... I must be on your side!

 

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

 

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

 

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh - My - God."

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 Here's my joke:

PMS

  Putting up with Mens Sh*t!!roll.gif

My worst nightmare: there is no PMS and this is just my personality!!

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When I married Mr Right, no-one told me that his middle name was 'always'!

 

oh that is so like men!!roflmao!

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"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult."  roll.gif

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"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult."  roll.gif

 

right on, sister!

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"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult."  000tyra_banks_bra_burn_2_big.jpg

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behind every successful man ..... is a very tired woman!

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Whe God made men .... she was having a bad day!

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if they can send one man to the moon, why can't they send them all there?

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Sometimes I miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better!

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Some mornings I wake up grumpy .... other mornings I just let him sleep

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[quote name=xtraspicy62 wrote:


birdsong]"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult."  000tyra_banks_bra_burn_2_big.jpg

 

What's the point in burning a bra while wearing a bra!? :-P

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[quote name='mummy wrote:


xtraspicy62 wrote:

birdsong']"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult." 
000tyra_banks_bra_burn_2_big.jpg

 

What's the point in burning a bra while wearing a bra!? :-P

 

not getting arrested for public nudity!!! But the message gets across!

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[quote name='xtraspicy62 wrote:


mummy wrote:

xtraspicy62 wrote:

birdsong']"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult." 
000tyra_banks_bra_burn_2_big.jpg

 

What's the point in burning a bra while wearing a bra!? :-P

 

not getting arrested for public nudity!!! But the message gets across!

 

Sorry spicy, but what was the message again... i got distracted by the women in bras! ;-)

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roll.gifroll.gifhilarious!

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I have to admit women are works of art....

 

1. How they manage to drive a car with their bodies so close to the steering wheel really is something.

 

2. How they bleed every month and never run out of blood is definitely one of life's great mysteries/miracles.

 

3. How they can talk to their friend on the phone, make dinner and tend to the kids all at the same time is mind boggling.

 

4. How they can shop til they drop and never actually drop is amazing.

 

5. How they can hold a grudge for life because of a dispute over a man is laughable.

 

6. Why they want to wear shoes that make them walk like deformed monkeys is something unique to this species.

 

7. Why they allow their emotions get the upper hand on their logic is one of life's great mysteries.

 

8. They have an odd fascination with toilets.  Before they go out, they spend hours in them and then when they are out, they queue up to get back in them.

 

9. When they get upset, they can articulate the most convincing argument in their favor; yet they are always lost for words when they have to explain spending the food money on clothes.

 

10. They always give out about men not asking for directions but they don't seem too bothered asking themselves when lost in a large mall.  I wonder why....?

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