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He is Bono – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!


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If he disagrees with music producers, it is because they are wrong.
He once was accused of harassing a female fan who was upset because he would not keep harassing her.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a rocker, so don’t get any ideas.

 

Rock and Roll fans describe his on stage charisma as a "tsunami of swagger."
The U2 fan shirts with him on the front never wrinkle.
The sold out stadiums where he performs can be seen from outer space and aliens often tune in.
He once spanked a female magician on stage. That’s right. You heard me.
If a monument was built in his honor, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would close, due to poor attendance.
His wife says his pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

 

The greatest saints in Heaven have come to earth - just to see him perform live.
The toughest rock-stars in the business have been offered to fight him and all flat out refuse.
He has only fallen off of stage to dismount.
He has been known to cure women of frigidness, just by walking into the room.
When it is raining at U2 concerts, it is because he is sad.
Even if he forgets to put postage on fan mail, it gets there.
He once had an uncomfortable moment at a concert, just to see what it was like.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Women want him; men want to be him.

He is Bono – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

 

 

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[quote name='jojes wrote:


Zhivvy']
He once spanked a female magician on stage. That’s right. You heard me.

 

Can I be that magician please?!
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roll.gif  Hey, you already have your brand new Irish rockstar husband !!! roll.gif

 

Well....true!!!

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[quote name='Zhivvy wrote:


jojes wrote:

Zhivvy']
He once spanked a female magician on stage. That’s right. You heard me.

 

Can I be that magician please?!
wink.gif

roll.gif

  Hey, you already have your brand new Irish rockstar husband !!!
roll.gif

 

Well....true!!!just as long as I can have ....... you know ...

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