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Far far away, in a fairytale never ever told, lived the great golden goblins. 

 

Ordinary goblins were ugly little men who lived in mudhuts under bridges, near train tracks, or by landfills.  Great golden goblins, on the otherhand, were big beautiful fellas who lived in palaces, castles and stately homes.  They overlooked vast seas, colourful meadows and greener than green forests.

 

Men looked to them for guidance. Women wanted to be their concubines.  Dogs became their new best friends.

 

The great golden goblins have often been mistaken for humans.  But humans are ordinary and smell bad at times. They need to wash, shave and excrete regularly.  Humans are shamed by their own bodily functions.  The great golden goblins are not ordinary.  They are beings of fame and fortune.  They always smell good.  They have no need to shave or wash.  Toilet is a term foreign to them.

 

The great golden goblins star in movies, write books, make music, play sports, create pictures, command armies, rule countries and run corporations.

 

The only flaw the great golden goblins have is that they are that little bit smaller than humans.  Some famous "Triple Gs" are Napoleon Bonaparte, Bono, Nicholas Sarkozy, Woody Allen, Truman Capote, Ghandi, Pablo Picasso and Scott Hamilton

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Far far away, in a fairytale never ever told, lived the great golden goblins. 

 

Ordinary goblins were ugly little men who lived in mudhuts under bridges, near train tracks, or by landfills.  Great golden goblins, on the otherhand, were big beautiful fellas who lived in palaces, castles and stately homes.  They overlooked vast seas, colourful meadows and greener than green forests.

 

Men looked to them for guidance. Women wanted to be their concubines.  Dogs became their new best friends.

 

The great golden goblins have often been mistaken for humans.  But humans are ordinary and smell bad at times. They need to wash, shave and excrete regularly.  Humans are shamed by their own bodily functions.  The great golden goblins are not ordinary.  They are beings of fame and fortune.  They always smell good.  They have no need to shave or wash.  Toilet is a term foreign to them.

 

The great golden goblins star in movies, write books, make music, play sports, create pictures, command armies, rule countries and run corporations.

 

The only flaw the great golden goblins have is that they are that little bit smaller than humans.  Some famous "Triple Gs" are Napoleon Bonaparte, Bono, Nicholas Sarkozy, Woody Allen, Truman Capote, Ghandi, Pablo Picasso and Scott Hamilton

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okay, zhivv, vertigoed, we will split them (fair is fair) :

 

zhivvy can have woody, vertigoed you may have scott (dont know who he is..) or even nicholas, i'll keep the bonoman.

 

that's settled! see you girls, enjoy your goblin...tongue.gif

- waves and quickly runs away with goblin tight under her arm...-

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okay, zhivv, vertigoed, we will split them (fair is fair) :

 

zhivvy can have woody, vertigoed you may have scott (dont know who he is..) or even nicholas, i'll keep the bonoman.

 

that's settled! see you girls, enjoy your goblin...tongue.gif

- waves and quickly runs away with goblin tight under her arm...-

*zhivvy sticks out her foot as barbara tries to run - barbara falls as zhivvy picks up the Bonoblin and runs away*
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