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***NEW PARODY: WHITE AS SNOW***


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Here's a parody of the song White As Snow from the album No Line On The Horizon.

It's now called 'Weigh Ass...D'oh!'

EVERY U2 SONG SHALL BE PARODIED!!!! TO THE THEME OF FOOD!!!!


***PARODIES COMPLETED: 119***

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Thanks... and enjoy!

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Weigh Ass...D'oh!
Parody of "White As Snow"

Were I shamed from
This derriere I've filled with gall
Expand with fat
With dismay my gait was wide
Another cream pie?
No willpower!
Look through these tears at donuts glazed
My face stuffed with cookie dough

Pounds accrue around my waist line
There was a time I thought I weighted squat
Food doesn't forgive
For my distress
Calories addressed are not
Lonely and damned
Weigh my ass... d'oh!

Gastric bypass?
It is pricey
But I miss seeing my feet
With gut soon sewn
A new me!

Now this beef ground
It is not lean at all
My cardiograph betrays incessant ruin
Unbowed by these dangers
A Grand Taco Salad Bowl
Well, might as well stay damned
I weigh my ass...d'oh!

No joy withstood
Confronting these baked goods
I'd cheat some nights
Rooting for choco bars
Now I wolf down every last bit of ginger
Every trace of house of dough
If only the parts weren't so damn old
If only the parts weren't so damn old

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