Mysterious car crash at Bonos Home

A mysterious lady forgets to pull the handbrake. She runs the hill upwards. Whenn she was gone, the car starts running backwards down the hill and hit right beside me the wall against Bono´s entrance. Unforgetable adventure on my trip to Ireland! In the meantime the police arrived the place. That´s the car behind the crashed car. So the security man comes out and I talked a while to him. Bono said at the last concert on 02 07.2005 at the Happel Stadium in Vienna: Visit Ireland, visit my hometown, visit me and we´ll have a beer. I didn´t see Bono and no Guinness. So Bono,Edge, Adam and Larry if you read this, maybe on a beer next time in Vienna?