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  1. I think in was Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption that said, "Get busy blogging or get busy dying!"

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    2. joluc

      joluc

      I think Joe died.

    3. bvoxx

      bvoxx

      I'm surprised there's no mention of U2radio.com on your profile here.

      Maybe joluc is right.

    4. streatsone

      streatsone

      red said it first , andy might have quoted red .....awesome line (did he say "blogging" though?)

  2. If I change my status update in the middle of U2.com, does it make a sound?

    1. Leeny13

      Leeny13

      Perhaps. But only Tam's goes WHAM!!

    2. All I Want Is You 2

      All I Want Is You 2

      I didn't hear a thing

  3. If time is irrelevent, what is U2.com? Remember the good ol' days of blogging? I do.

  4. Can a blind person have vision over visibility?

    1. All I Want Is You 2
    2. Leeny13

      Leeny13

      There are none so blind as those who will not see.

  5. I've reached Playboy Mansion status. Where are all the hotties in bunny costumes?

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    2. liljbau

      liljbau

      they've all left frantically upon hearing the news that you've arrived

    3. liljbau
    4. Anjana

      Anjana

      damn I wish I'd thought of that one!! I'm losing my powers...

  6. I've reached "Blue Room" status. Could be worse, I could be Stingray status.

    1. vermontgasman

      vermontgasman

      Hold on Joe!! I'll get the car loaded and see you in three hours!!!

  7. Boston Bruins will win the Stanley Cup this year. LOCK IT IN!

    1. All I Want Is You 2

      All I Want Is You 2

      Nope. Sorry. The Chicago Blackhawks are taking Lord Stanley's Cup this year!

  8. If U2's new CD comes out in December, I know what to get Davcal for Kwanzaa!

    1. paoladegliesposti

      paoladegliesposti

      i like the thought, a new album in December, have you got an idea about that?

  9. Hey Vatican City, the 21st century just called. They're waiting for you to catch up to the times!

  10. Do gun owners prefer Bullet the Blue Sky or Happiness is a warm gun? I must know!

    1. Anjana

      Anjana

      they prefer to be high, higher than the sun, to shoot from a gun to elevate their soul

  11. not that i ever pay attention to this kind of stuff, but I DON'T have more points than achtung and the mighty davcal....just sayin

    1. Achtung75

      Achtung75

      Dry your eyes.

  12. Tam when you come in to the blog house tonight p*ssed out of your mind, try to be quiet.

  13. If I "Paws" An Cat Dubh will I get Cat Scratch Fever?

  14. U2 once played on a heart shaped stage. Being from Ireland, wouldn't a stage in the shape of a wrinkled up liver make more sense?

  15. "Boston lift me up on your shoulder, let's get to a place we can never get over," - Bono singing I Will Follow at the Boston Garden 2001 Elevation Tour.

  16. Oh I love that dirty water...BOSTON you're my home!

  17. Bono's coming over for a sleepover tonight. Anybody see my teddy bear?

    1. xtraspicy62

      xtraspicy62

      no baby, but Ive seen a Teddy

  18. I have no status update!

    1. Davcal

      Davcal

      I'm not reading it either

    2. joe

      joe

      That's alright, I'm not reading your comment stating that you're not reading my status update stating that I have no status update. Tag, you're it!

    3. xtraspicy62
  19. Ransom paid for safe return of the blogs section. Last seen Friday wearing a cloak of guilt and shame. Do not approach if spotted, considered dangerously mind numbing!

    1. Zhivvy

      Zhivvy

      Wasn't me - can't be blamed for this one :)

    2. liljbau

      liljbau

      "if you're wanting a ransom , i can tell you I don't have any money. But what I do have is a certain set of skills................I WILL find you , and I WILL KILL YOU "

  20. I found Grace inside a sound and she still coundn't hear me!

  21. I found Grace inside a sound and she still coundn't hear me!

  22. How is a double amputee suppose to stand next to the truth and not see it?

  23. How can a color blind person see the world in green and blue?

    1. Anjana

      Anjana

      fair point, perhaps after the flood all the colours came out;)

  24. Can a mute dream out loud?

  25. Breaking News just in...Edge is bald!

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